Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I see where you're going to be today

 

Love this

 

I loves me some titties and now we are in the TX thread so that means they have to be bigger

 

You want some of those Texas size fun bags!

 

Dennis has plenty to give

 

I have a sack in my pants they can play with

 

I would...... but I'll get out on mandatory vacation

 

You must be getting old if them titties is sagging into your pants.

 

No

I use the belt to strap them down. Have to make sure they don't swing back and forth when I walk

 

superglue them down

 

So this truck pull over. Guy comes out with a pipe trying to bend the front bumper out. Looks like it's rubbing on the tire.

Anyone else thinks hit and run?

 

Better check those donut-mobiles of yours...

 

I thought you were retired

 

They did that before they got here. I do have my 357sig on me. You know, just in case...

 

I think you need to clean your windows

 

HAAAAAA, you funny guy,,, I keel you first.

 

It's clean

 

6 windows.

 

3 are covered and 3 are open