Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Si!

 

It's the corner winow with the little square cut out top left. Lol that's where the open sign is

 

Mexican guys have parked thier in the back of my shop.... waiting for help?

 

They keep walking from the back to the front. Why didn't you just leave it in the front? Stupid fucks

 

If that's clean, your new phone must be a potato

 

It is! How did you know?

 

Well, my problem was the truck had paper plates. 3 guys acting suspicious. All 3 walking around my shop.


Another truck came and pulled the bumper out. They left 5 mins ago. Lol

 

Cuz the picture looked like something you'd get when you try to use a broken polaroid

 

He's old-school, snapped the polaroid, scanned it into his computer, fired the modem up, uploaded it, and posted.

 

He just wants widescreen so he can get a good look at the nuts.

 

Damn, that had to have taken like 20 minutes lol

 

Time to stock up at the donut shop!

 

It has to say yeti or rtic. Or else people won't want it

 

We have a new guy working here that's from England. We were talking the other day about foods that we miss that are popular over there but not here. He comes in today and says his wife made green curry and nan bread from scratch and he brought me a plate

 

Maybe the owner didnt want it to be used as a testicle rest.

 

Green cury...... you got my attention!

 

But that's the whole reason of ownING a yeti. To see who has the bigger one

 

My cousin knows the guy that founded Yeti. I've yet to see a free cooler tho. Bum