3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Too many IPA's last weekend. Keeping it light tonight...Corona.

 

Running errands and such, be back later!!!!! And yesssssss

 

Keeping it light...Tequila and regret apparently...

 

Shirley Temples, with the little straw umbrellas. I like to sip them with my pinky pointing out.

 

Fuck me, you guys are pros.

 

Lol. I think it is an accurate, literal description.

 

You couldn't be more right. Tequila and shitty V8 juice isn't a good combo.

 

Both were free so I think I am ahead but you have an excellent point.

 

Any combo works when you're already 5 drinks in. Tequila and sprite/coke/milk/wine/beer all good mixers. Whatever is handy and within sitting reach.

 

True, even PBR.

 

Don't go far. My first off-road adventure might be pursing an OkCupid hussy but I hope to be back soon. Good thing I got the 4x4 but it is still a 4banger.

 

but since one of those is never enough i warm up with and cool down with a couple:

 

Haha...I like this new guy already

 

Professional Bull Riding?

 

On each Friday night
We get drunk as freaking skunks
And smell like one too

 

Rednecks, white socks, an Blue Ribbon Beer. One of my favorite songs.

 

Instead of the usual 12pk of beer im doing wine tonight. Something about my gut getting closer and closer to the steering wheel...:/

 

Just do 10 situps between each beer. It will help keep the gut down while encouraging you to drink more. Also may cause you to vomit on yourself. Either way, it's a win.