Colorado B.S. Thread

I do not want to hurt any humans ever. But if You take the time to remove my siding. Find the space between the studs..and fuck up my drywall! I'm breaking out the boom stick. Double barrel shotgun but you only really need one shot. It'll clear a room!

 

I work shifts too.

 

Duly noted.
I'll ring the doorbell first to make sure you're not home.

 

My wife has a Sig! I think she would only use it for pistol whipping purposes but still..

 

Nope

 

Savages

 

In that case, see previous post with shotgun

 

That's easy work.

And if you know them...

 

Lifts off of the torsion spring bar.

8500 Liftmaster Elite Series myQ Enabled Garage Door Opener Includes 2-Remotes…

https://www.amazon.com/Liftmaster-E...2111973&sr=8-1&keywords=liftmaster+elite+8500

 

I only hang out with crackheads cause my only other friends are you guys and gals on the Tacoma forum..

 

You just need an alarm system with big ears that can hear a squirrel fart on the next block so then they start barking to keep them away. I will be awake long before they get the siding off or slide a coat hanger through the garage door.

 

Dak Prescott is an animal...so fun to watch

 

That'll work right up until it goes off every hour due to wind and you turn the sensitivity down all the way and...

In my first s2000, I wasn't able to always garage it, and it was a VERY poplar thing for people to slice the top, unlock the doors, and steal the seats to put in civics. Insurance would typically total the car because the seats could only be purchased through Honda as parts and assembled for a total of $4k per seat.

I disassembled the proximity sensor, put it under the center console pad and it would go off if you were within 6" or a foot above the top. Took some fine tuning but it worked great.

An alarm is only as good as the install.

 

They don't bark at the wind and my vehicles stay warm in the garage.

 

That looks like a cool idea... never seen them before.
I would almost expect them to be cheaper as they look a lot simpler. Seem to be more expensive though.
I googled around a bit out of curiosity and I even saw people installing conventional openers on the side to drive the jackshaft.

 

I will do a side mount when I need an opener again. Frees up space in the ceiling at the center of the garage. I like it!

 

Haha, i missed the big ear part of the alarm.

 

I'm moving back up to the roaring fork valley after my lease is up this next Aug. 2 years in denver has been...interesting.

my little furball is the first phase alarm, GF is phase 1.5, and phase 2 is me waking up and readying my nearby, hidden PDW & plate carrier.
sometimes it means i'm flying out of bed cuz I slept in and the mailman is dropping by but better safe than sorry