FS: My old F'd up 1st gen bumpers

Who wants these? Make me an offer in cash or 'an interesting trade'.

 

I would need more than $20 to get out of bed.

 

For $20.50, ill send you to a fake address in the bad part of town.

 

"interesting"?

half a warm beer and some quality belly button lint?

 

I sold a brand new Galaxy S7 a few months ago. There were plenty of people offering me $250 for it that ended up looking for me at night in the middle of South Gate.

 

See now thats the shit im talking about! Throw in some toe nail clippings and then we can talk.

 

Common someone buy this stuff! I want this gone!

 

I have the pair posted on LA craigslist for $120 for the pair.

To the guy with the 909 area code: I'll set them on fire before i drive to San Poornardino for $40.

 

Front bumper sold for $60.

 

We all know 1st gen owners can't drive for shit, always backing into things.

Why damage your nice bumper like we know you are going to, when you can put this on and back into all the light polls and BMWs to your hearts content.