THE JOYS OF DRIVING A NIGHT OF UBER/LYFT

Just a few things people left in my truck ONE night of ubering. After spending about 2 hours vacuumming glitter out of the back seat of my truck from the bachelorette party i drove, i quickly decided my truck was way too nice to be used for Uber.
Tthat is an iphone 6 and some penis shaped lipstick that was left in my truck (which i believe would be called "dickstick"). HA

 

The only way I'd Uber in my Taco is if I could have people sit in the bed area.

BTW I'd throw that lipsdick away. Lord knows what kinda cooties are lurking on that thing!

 

And ladies say that us men are pigs... I definitely would not use a brand new vehicle for this service. In my younger days, I wretched in at least 2 of my friends' vehicles after a night of drinking. It may only be a matter of time before that happens to you, so at a minimum, keep some plastic bags on-hand.

 

Oh god. You actually touched and opened up the lipstick...test yourself

 

And a gun.

 

I'd charge hundreds to Uber in my bad ass truck, also they'd have to sign a waiver before touching it. Camera on/loaded gun. Good to go.

 

Is that how it works? Waivers and shit? I don't uber.

I would flip if a bunch of inebriated delinquents messed up my interior.

 

I don't know, me neither.