Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Nope, he only accepts Shipley's coupons.

 

What about dunkin donuts?

 

Do you not hear the words that are coming out of my mouth??

 

No, this is a text based communication system and I can't see you.

 

Oh well, most cannot stand to see me.......

 

whoops my smart phone just made a Freudian slip

 

Sure, blame it on the phone... Good thing I quoted your original intent, pre-edit.

 

Do you know if your truck uses ^ key tool for the spare?

 

Pretty sure it does

 

I just ate a 7 year old apricot. Wtf

 

I need to meet up with you then.

 

Did you lose yours? You still have my number? I moved, but I'm still in Alvin

 

Grown-ups are here. Me and you should leave

 

Uh-oh

 

It might have been tossed out many years ago. I'll send you a text next week.

 

Come by! You can keep the donut company! Or.... maybe....! You can put the donut around your waist and stand by the street waving at passing cars. Of course not for free. I'll pay you in donuts!