PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Hey I warned you I was old!

 

You have met me in person and know that ain't nothing British about me silly

 

@Plain Jane Taco
@LocoLocal
@Iamraiderpower
@ChadsPride

I've mentioned this in some other threads before, but here it is again...

I danced with and got a kiss (on the cheek) from a hot blonde woman dressed as a dominatrix! Yes, I know it was just on the cheek, but still... A voluptuous blonde woman dressed in black leather and lace... And she kissed me on the cheek after a brief dance and knowing me all of ten minutes. I don't even think we ever told each other our names, either.

At the Puck Halloween Party in 2014 (Which actually was on Halloween that year since October 31st fell on a Friday), I met a voluptuous blonde woman in her early 30s and correctly guessed her costume. She was wearing all black; tight dress, a lace corset, fishnet stockings, leather high-heel boots... All black. What gave it away was the fact that she had a whip too. Apparently I was the first person all night to correctly guess that she was supposed to be a dominatrix. People had guessed everything from Catwoman to Bellatrix Lestrange, though to be fair Catwoman does wear revealing black latex outfits and carry a whip. Then just take a look at a picture of Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix Lestrange. Replace her wand with a whip, or a paddle, or a some sort of bondage toy. Anybody who isn't into Harry Potter would think she is a dominatrix.

Anyway, this girl I met at Puck was thrilled that I knew what she was supposed to be. We danced, and she kissed me on the cheek when we were done. Unfortunately she was engaged (he wasn't there with her), otherwise I would have asked for her number. I am most certainly not into the hardcore aspects of BDSM (and I highly doubt she was either), but you don't have to be into S&M to find a dominatrix outfit sexy. I still brag about how I danced with a hot blonde dressed as a dominatrix and got a smooch on the cheek as a parting gift, and some guys (including at least 2 TW members) are jealous.

 

@Plain Jane Taco
@LocoLocal
@Iamraiderpower
@ChadsPride

Going back to the Helena Bonham Carter/Bellatrix Lestrange reference...

I've been reading Harry Potter since the late 1990s, and I recently reread most of the books. However, I don't think Bellatrix Lestrange wasn't mentioned by name until at least the third book. She became a regular character in the fifth book, Order of the Phoenix, but I never paid her much attention in the books when I read them the first time. She was just a psychopath who happened to be Voldemort's groupie. The film version was released right around the time I graduated from high school (June 2007). Helena Bonham Carter finally gave Bellatrix a living and breathing identity. She may have been portraying a psychopathic bitch, but she was a hot psychopathic bitch. Keep in mind that the lovely Helena was only 40 when she first portrayed Bellatrix. I was an 18-year old guy. Stiffler's mom comes to mind here...

I was instantly smitten with Helena Bonham Carter wearing that black corset dress. Even at almost 51 year old now, she's still pretty damn good looking...

 

@Plain Jane Taco
@LocoLocal
@Iamraiderpower
@ChadsPride

And this reminded me of something funny one of close friends with AS told me at my belated birthday party on the 18th...

My friend aspires to be baker (and he is quite good at baking cakes and cookies), and he was telling me (half-jokingly) about another idea of his for a business venture...

Dominatrix Pizza!

Basically, the all-female staff of delivery drivers would also be professional dominatrices (Is that the proper plural for "dominatrix?"). If the customer tipped too low or didn't didn't tip at all, the hot delivery driver would go into pro domme mode and beat the crap out of the customer until they did tip properly... They might even tie them up and gag them if necessary... Basically, tip at least 20% if you don't want to end up like Butch Coolidge in Pulp Fiction.

I was more than a little buzzed by the time this conversation took place, and I said to my friend "You know what? Remember when I delivered pizzas to make extra money?"

He's like "Yes..."

I say "Don't even get me started on cheap customers. I wish I'd had a professional dominatrix riding shotgun with me in the Tacoma, ready to beat a tip out of them at a moment's notice."

We both started laughing at that point...

Over a day went by before I wondered "What if the customer is actually into BDSM? It might reinforce their bad habit of not tipping if they knew they were gonna get slapped around by a real dominatrix."

What's even funnier is that not only are neither of us really into BDSM (Bondage is fine though; What guy wouldn't be aroused if his girlfriend asked him to tie her up?), but my friend doesn't really drink and is always totally sober when he comes up with these crazy ideas...

 

Favorite? Titos. Most often consumed? Nikolai.

 

Texas boys will say tito's is the only way

 

Tito's at first. Then after the first few..who really cares?

 

From what I have noticed radiators in almost all of these newer cars are plastic nowadays. MY 2004 2.7 has a plastic radiator. They are probably putting plastic beams in skyscrapers by now. When they can build plastic bridges and put plastic pistons in engines they'll do it. I'm personally no fan of plastic anything but that's the way it is these days. Mine has 157,500 miles on it and no radiator problems yet.

 

Reyka.

 

Jewel of Russia hard to find but some very fine stuff... I my office building we have a lot of Russian diplomats from the Russian Embassy here in DC and they gave a few bottles as they get this stuff delivered in case loads....Both are rated 90-95 points

 

I heard a few things about aspergers and took a test. Found out I was on the spectrum. Then read a book about it. Almost everything in that book described me. What revelation after 50+ years!

 

@Plain Jane Taco
@LocoLocal
@Iamraiderpower
@ChadsPride

I can't believe I found this! A friend of mine from California made this for me back in 2009 (it's based on one of my own truck designs):


The official model was the 2007-2009 Barrage XT-S, based on the Hummer H2 and powered by a Vortec 6200 V8, and yes those are Mattracks!

My friend Ina brought my truck to life as "Chuck Barrage."

 

My original design:
http://blazerboy89.deviantart.com/art/Barrage-XT-S-103887281

 

Maybe the top and bottom are plastic but if your fins are plastic you'd have alot of problems.

 

Jean-Marc for dirty martini's and screwdrivers and Stoli Elit for everything else.

 

TITOOOOOOOO's

 

My TW sticker finally arrived on the 28th!

Fresh out of the package (About 10:30pm on March 28th, 2017):


And on my Taco (Like 10 minutes ago; March 29th, 2017):

 

Almost 17 years ago (June 2000), my family's Labrador (then 5; she died in 2009 at age 15) took a dump in my parents' brand spanking new $30K GMC Safari conversion van and we did not discover it until the next day. The van had cloth seats and she pooped right on one of the captain's chairs, but amazingly it did not stain!