Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Almost got in trouble with the search results from "doesn't matter had snu snu." Work web content filter went off.

Gonna have to look that one up later.

 

That's a huge bitch

 

A personal WTF moment this morning. My cat finally noticed the turkey. I'm not sure which of them cares less...

 

Cat knows that turkey could ruin its whole day!

 

Turkey would peck a cats eyes out around here actually they just fly off when we walk outside or let the dog out.

 

15# cat. Bird ain't much bigger. Maybe just taller. They've both been outside for about an hour watching each other.

 

Ummmm, were they trying to remove it with the windshield wipers?

 

Python Eats Man Whole in Indonesia




https://www.yahoo.com/news/python-eats-man-whole-indonesia-135048990.html

 

When you're on the operating table and the party is all around you

 

Video of the snake being cut open.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/ne...-man-cut-stomach-seven-metre-long-PYTHON.html

 

Had this happen to me several years ago in my work truck. Turkey tasted good and Ins fixed the glass.

 

Probably those damn auto sensor wipers. Sensed something was on the windshield?

 

This was earlier today. Cats always act like they want a squirrel sammich when there is glass between them, until there isn't, then the squirrel calls the bluff and the cat doesn't quite know what to do.

 

next time open the window

 

Cats are pussies.

 

Our cat is a certified squirrel slayer.

I can't count the times we've found just a tail on our front porch.

One time, he left the entire lower half, sitting on its haunches, everything from the waist up gone.

 

Mine aren't bright enough or fast enough to catch squirrels. Gophers, mice and voles on the other hand... all day every day they get at least one.

 

Depends on the squirrel. There were these giant red squirrels in the north Georgia mountains where my grandfather lived that were the size of his Siamese. Bo scratched squirrels off his hunting list after two failed attempts. He'd dig moles up, though. Crazy cat, thought it was a dog.