Bottlebreacher Group Buy Feeler....

@scottalot

 

OP did you see my post with the southpark meme? Beneath it I said I want a 50 cal.

 

I have the 50 cal, given to me as present from my brother. It has held up well and been part of many festivities. Its always a conversation starter. Good luck with the group buy.

 

I was distracted by the meme.. I will add you.

 

These are cool, but I've already got WAY too many bottle openers. Hard-mounted in the kitchen, the cellar kitchen, on the deck by the grills, and in the garage. Plus magnetic ones on both refrigerators, one on my keychain, one on all my leatherman multitools, one on all of my swiss army knives, etc.

 

yea but what do you yell when you toss your refrigerators at people?

 

More like I drink everywhere, lol. And I'm lousy at remembering to pop the top before I wander away from the fridge, haha!

Probably "ARGH! MY BACK!!"

 

Can we just get a name etched on the 50 cals?

 

dang, them 33mm are way cool, and big. nearly weener size

 

Yours is that tiny?

 

33 meter peter

- Projectile is andoized aluminum
- Authentic casing is anodized Matte Black
- Bottle Breacher pricing does not include engraving. Please select "Yes" if you would like to include engraving.
- Retial packaging included or add a wood gift box
- Measures 11.25"H x 1.75"D

 

WOULD YOU RATHER have a 1m long penis or a 1cm long penis?

 

I vote 1cm. 1 meter would be fucking ridiculous and such a hassle.

 

1M would open up all sorts of business ideas

 

Very true. You would be a celebrity in the porn industry. ANYWAYS back on topic. Sorry OP.

 

we digress very cool bottle openers, subd. maybe I get one for DAD for DAD's day coming up

 

Id be down for a frag.

 

I want a 30mm. And engraved with @Braves95 on it. These are sweet.

 

Just like prom night. Only the tip.