Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Fuck is with people nowadays? I'm sitting here in my car and this group of douche canoes go to their car next to mine and just throw the door open and hit mine. No apology, no nothing. Just looks me in the eye, says "oh shit" then they screech on out of the parking lot.

 

Sounds like unicorn magic

 

Holy mary mother of god

 

Nailed it? Or na

 

Thats what long range rifles are for.

 

"E" for effort.

 

I saw him last year in wheatland. His older stuff was good. I didn’t know any of his new stuff but we came more or less for his opening acts last year.

Wheatland is a cool place to catch a concert. Similar to Shoreline but not fucking shit.

 

What side are you on, bud? I had you pegged as a daytime (anytime) tittie bar type

 

Probably no need for that. They got scared as soon as I loudly said "fucking really dude?"

They were young though. Someone didn't teach them some manners.

 

Record breaking day slangin scoot scoots. It is motha fuckin beer time!!!


Highlights from the road today:
This gem in South SF

Not saying I wouldnt bounce it off the rev limiter a few times, but this guy SCREAMED douchebag...



Now this angry Chevelle in Novato had me Had a pretty mean idle sound

 

Until you’ve eaten strip bar egg breakfast, have you even truly lived?

 

I'm on whatever side gives me the best view of titties. And I believe both statements by me reflect that view.

 

I definitely think something else when i hear "old fashion"

 

Sounds like its new patch time...

 

A little zip and something to wash it down.

 

Got beer

 

I call empty. Because not on bumpstops. But I do!!!

 

Just picked them up, full. We have our Yose employee octoberfest party tomorrow. Yea, were early, but it's when the caterer could be here, hall was available, bands, blah bad blah. They'll be empty by midnight tomorrow.

 

Amen! I’ve always said I can’t drive a ball 200yards but I can shoot one.