This fake exhaust tip crap needs to stop

Shame on Toyota. I don't get why OEM's are doing this. It's just stupid and horrible.

https://www.autoblog.com/2018/03/28/2019-toyota-corolla-hatchback-fun-facts/#slide-endcap

It has fake exhaust tips
This aspect of the Corolla left us a bit perplexed. At the back in the rear bumper around the fake diffuser area, there are a pair of chrome accents that look very much like extremely slim exhaust tips. They show up on both the sportier looking XSE, and the plain SE. Upon close inspection, though, they're completely closed off. Looking underneath you find simple downward-angled exhaust tips. We're really not sure why Toyota didn't simply cut some holes in the bumper and extend the tips outward, especially when the same design is used on both Corolla hatchback trim levels.

 

Who gives a Fuck?

 

Gotta save every penny and go cheap

 

I didn't even know there was any "fake exhaust tip" crap...

 

Lack of coffee makes people do weird shit....

 

cuz it's dumb

 

LOL!

Are you talking about putting fake exhaust tips on vehicles or making threads about putting fake exhaust tips on vehicles?

 

Sorta like stickers.... Makes the car go faster!

 

I'll let you know as soon as I'm done with my coffee. Lol!!

 

I'm on the clock, drinking coffee and reading odd posts on TW. It doesn't get much better than this!!!

 

That thing looks kind of VW ish, very GTI styled. Huh. A 2.0 turbo from factory would be sweet, never going to happen though, Toyota has such an aversion against turbos it seems.

 

On the clock, on overtime, with coffee, getting paid to poo, now that's the life.

 

It's a Corolla. I don't think anyone cares.

 

That's awesome!! In a "weird I'm jealous" kinda way....

 

Toyota is far from the first to do this: https://www.carscoops.com/2017/03/the-new-2018-audi-sq5-has-ghastly-fake/

I think most workplaces don't make you clock out for going to poo?

Or do you mean you get paid specifically to poo? Like the more you poo, the more you get paid?

 

Poop donors get paid pretty well. Of course, you have to have the right stuff.

 

Here is my contribution to ugly fake rear exhausts....

 

A Mercedes-Benz ceased to be a true Mercedes-Benz in about 1995...

 

1985-1995 W124! And also the the 1990-2002 SL roadster!

 

I don't know what's worse...

These or those goddamned fartcan exhausts!