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Cool, my next paycheck is going all to lube. 6qts for the diffs and tcase, 5qts for the motor.

Do you have a pump with clear hoses?

 

Get yourself something like

$25 OTC (2359) Oil Suction Gun 16 Oz.

this

Those plastic pumps that screw onto the gear oil bottles are wonky and your arm will fall off before you can get a half quart pumped out.

 

YES. Was about to post how shitty the other pumps are.

 

Order your fluids online at advance auto parts for pick up at your local store. You can load up a coupon code for 20-25% (depending on week.). If you buy at the store, you can’t get the online only discount.

 

Exactly this ^^^^ ! Of course I wouldn't know since Randy and Tyler did the pumping. If you want to know what it's like PM me your address and I'll send you the new spare I bought. But you can't send it back! LOLOLOLOL

 

Luckily my right forearm is well trained!

 

No comment.

But I am looking at this instead.

$12 Performance Tool W1156 Grip Clip Transfer Pump/ Siphon Fluid Transfer Pump Kit for Water, Oil, Liquid, and Air, Black/Clear, 48" Hoses

https://www.amazon.com/Performance-...36&keywords=oil+transfer+pump#customerReviews

 

Looks a bit better! But I still think the one Lloyd linked would be even easier.

 

Watch the video. What I like about this is, if you had a empty jug, like most people do, from windshield washer fluid or milk or whatever, you could put the entire 1.6 quarts or whatever into it and with a long enough hose, pump it all at once. Either way, the one Lloyd posted or this one is definitely better than the pieces of shit I bought. It had so many good reviews too......

What I forgot that day is, I actually have a extraction setup exactly like this:

https://www.westmarine.com/buy/west...v-oil-changer-flat-tank--14557417?recordNum=4



I bet I could reroute the output line to be the fill hose and then just hook it up to the battery. It's overkill for 1.6 quarts but WTF!

 

This one is a little better for positioning your entire body to pump and be a little more comfortable. With the direct to bottle pump, you have to do a variety of pretzeL moves under the truck to be able to pump decently.

Your arm will still fall off, but you’ll be more comfortable.

The one I linked is really just a giant ass syringe. Just pull up the gear oil and go under truck and push out the oil into the diff. Have a couple swigs of beer. Repeat until diff is full.

The plastic bottle pump doesn’t allow beer breaks.

 

OR have a second bottle pump pumping beer into your mouth. Problem solved.

 

See Lloyd you and I think alike in regard to the beer breaks. Randall and Tyler on the other hand are all business jack. Which to be honest, in a situation like this I prefer and appreciated greatly. That's why it was my idea not to turn the whole day into a mod party. I know it's been done before but my anxiety level was already a little high. In my younger days I was much more loose and free and there would have been strippers and farm animals involved. Now I'm an uptight old man.

But about the pump, I asked to get under the truck to help but was told to back TF up! I think my street cred in a garage is not what it used to be.

 

I agree with OP fully

 

Wiser words may have never been spoken OP

 

You sure you didnt mean to use this one?

oh damn, my mind is way below the gutter tonight.

 

Morning You Animals!
Triple F.
Finally F*cking Friday!

 

This is the truest thing I've seen recently!

 

Morning Rob!