CNN “Taco sauce saves man...” headline

Did anyone else see this and do a double-take?
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/03/02/us....html?r=https://www.cnn.com/?no-st=9999999999

 

Indeed! Guy is resourceful, and lucky.

 

This gives me heartburn.

 

"It is not clear how he, or the dog, got water." Last I checked Warm snow = water.

 

My first thought was mfker, that's a 4runner! Oh wait, taco sauce... carry on.

 

Headline should have read "being an unprepared dumbass nearly kills man"

 

I mean, deal with what you got I guess. Bet he had some gnarly poop

 

Hmmm... That dude sounds like anything but resourceful. Luckily someone found him and saved him, as he apparently was content to sit there for some time.

 

OK, I think I know where he could get water for him and the pooch....

 

Or, how the typical private in the Army gets through the last week until payday.