1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Pig noses

 

Too bad you can't wait, I have a full set of those steering rack bolts and nuts from a truck I stripped

 

Tried to pass some boner in a brand new ram who was going 5 under in the middle Lane. I went into the right lane and he sped up and laid on the horn until he blocked me against person in right lane. He kept speeding up to match me so I gave him a tongue in V finger gesture when I finally passed him and then he started filming on his phone and following me. Next light I game him a thumbs up out the window and he kept following me. I thought he was gonna come to my house for a lil pow wow but then he noped out a couple blocks away

 

You keep your tire checker with you?

 

What do you mean?

It would be a shame if a box of nails fell out of the bed though

 

Just a useful tool for determining if tires are aired up...

 

He was very clearly filming on his phone which i thought was funny since he was in the wrong. I really did think he was gonna come to my house to yell at me since I've had similar situations in the past where people pulled up next to me to let loose. I went under the speed limit and gave lots of turn signal notification and he sped away when I turned into the neighborhood. If he had a front plate I'd probably call and report him as a harassing driver

 

Or I'd look up his plate and send him a picture of my butthole

 

I plan on getting one next year in the .45 caliber style.







I dont plan on getting close enough to play baseball with him...

 

I have a 9mm Staun rapid tire deflator but using it to test a brand new ram on camera would have gone too far

 

lame, those draw too much attention even when used appropriately

 

Doesnt everyone in AZ carry

 

Maybe I should Xerox a full sheet picture of my butthole to hold up against the window in these cases. Or a rear dash cam at the least.


I had a similar incident where a guy going 65 in the left lane in a 75 zone kept speeding up to block me from passing on the right. He tried to brake check me by slowing to 40, then, when he finally let me pass, was filming with his phone against the window.

 

If the dude followed me to my house and wanted to throw down you better believe hes gonna get a few hundred grains of lead in him.

 

You should always assume they do.

 

I dont think kinkos is gonna like you xeroxing your butthole bud.

 

We were about 2 blocks from my house when he noped out so I was thinking it would have to go that way

 

Wouldn't end hunky dory for you either in that situation

 

They don't care if you take the picture at home and print it there