An Open Letter to My Name Is Rahl.

Hello Rahl. Now, you and I have been forum buddies for a very long time. And, as a buddy, I care about you. I am concerned about you. I have, as well as a group of other forum members, recently observed changes in your behavior. Please don’t get angry, I only say this because I want to help you. We all want to help you.

@StayinStock @JaCado @SweetT @six5creed @McRib @G8R_Taco

We have done a bit of research, and while we have discovered that your recent confusion, delirium, and mental lapses may be caused by many factors, it is your dementia that has us most concerned. Dementia is nothing to fool around with. It is baaaaad news and will kick your ass if left untreated.


Now, as a group we have determined that you need professional help. But can’t nobody afford that business. However, once we get a bit of information from you, we will devise a twelve-step that will offer support and hopefully put you on the road to recovery.


Can you explain the rampant use of the question-mark-head emoji? Your repeated and inappropriate usage of this emoji is clearly a cry for help!

Please let us help you!

 

@My Name is Rahl we are here to help.
Never forget

 

You guys are weird.

 

Life does strange things to people

 

This seems like normal behavior.

 

Right!

Cool. Somebody gets it.

 

Cause he's confused AF that's why.

 

And it's getting worser!

 

Maybe it's the "rona"

 

Maybe we get him tested...

 

They got a test stick long enough to get down in that snout?

 

He’s from Ohio

 

I have no idea where this will go but 2 things: 1- it’s for a good cause. An intervention is warranted. 2 -

 

I really had no idea if I should mention this but since it's been made public, here goes....
I recently had the honor of attending an ice cream conference in Ohio (I work in an ice cream factory in Missouri). I thought; hell, Rahl lives up in those parts, maybe we can meet for lunch or something. So I give the ol' Deano a ring and he's all for it.
Red flag #1- he wanted to meet at Cracker Barrel yet Rahl is in his 30's

Red flag #2- I already knew what he looked like from his pic in the Whatever thread; when I walk up the steps of CB, there he sits in one of those giant rocking chairs....sobbing like a baby!

Red flag #3- He never would say why he was crying so I blew it off to allergies or some shit. Anyhow, the #3 flag was for what he ordered. Pizza and beer

Red flag #4- after arguing on the order and finally settling on meatloaf and mashed taters, Dean kepy calling me KTJO

Red flag #5- after an awkward meal with him talking about how cool it would be to have a pet feret, I started to pay the bill and hightail it outta there.

Red flag #6- he insisted on getting the tip, gave me a wink and laid down a $5 bill of Monopoly money

Red flag #7- as I was driving away I heard him yell, "Tell Hobbs the Law is Coming and Hell's Coming with me, ya hear....Hell's Coming with me!"

So yes, Hobbs...I totally agree with you.

 

Not sure if I should barricade the doors and windows, or haul ass out of here...

"Hell's coming with me"? Does that mean he's bringing @NYCTaco52 ?


Ya' know, we both gonna get Reported and Banned.