1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site
    Quick Links: Screen shot the bottom of your TW page to see what "the man" is trying to sell you... Need help finding a book Help!! How much Solar Power needed for a Pop-up Camper Spiders HATE peppermint Plasti-Dip Question Do you have a tool box with your Shell, Soft Top or Tonneu Cover

Dad jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

Page 6 of 65
  1. Dec 1, 2020 at 8:03 PM
    #101
    Spare Parts

    #101
    Spare Parts Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2016
    Member:
    #196811
    Messages:
    13,810
    Southern Maine
    Vehicle:
    2022 Off Road Premium 4Runner Lunar Rock
    BD358A67-3E1F-4DAD-8BDE-0861EFBD7848.jpg
     
    Spare Parts, Dec 1, 2020
    #101
    StayinStock, Takemehome678, pinktaco808[OP] and 2 others like this.
  2. Dec 1, 2020 at 11:09 PM
    #102
    pinktaco808

    #102
    pinktaco808 [OP] Hot Steppa

    Joined:
    Jul 23, 2010
    Member:
    #40651
    Messages:
    4,625
    Gender:
    Male
    Huhh
     
    pinktaco808, Dec 1, 2020
    #102
  3. Dec 3, 2020 at 7:11 PM
    #103
    PinnaclePete

    #103
    PinnaclePete I am what I am

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2014
    Member:
    #131126
    Messages:
    4,174
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Pete
    Central AR
    Vehicle:
    '14 Sport DCLB Pyrite, 2015 DCSB Barcelona Limited
    SwitchPros 9100, Flip Pac, Stealth 6 Bronze, Toyo 255/80/17, MTO Tailgate Skin, RCI read diff plate, StopTech slotted disc and pads, OME 885 w/ NitroChargers, OME HD LeafPacks, SOS Rear bumper with swingout, BAMF Bolt-on Sliders, Rear diff breather, OEM roof racks, ECG perforated grill, BAMF behind grill light bar bracket with PIAA 510 4" yellow spots, US OffRoad bumper, Engo 9k winch, WeatherTech window vents and floor mats, Wet Okle seat covers, RedLine hood struts, Anti Dark hood lights, Baja amber light pods, Lamin-X amber flood covers, amber FlyEyes, Jumpers amber LEDs, Salix glovebox and center console organizer, MagLite mounted, shop made bed mount tool boxes, LogRite bed mount bottle opener
    ABC34423-53AA-4C10-8A8D-5ACC07A5A300.jpg
     
    PinnaclePete, Dec 3, 2020
    #103
    grdgz97, Squirt, cshrum and 7 others like this.
  4. Dec 7, 2020 at 3:24 PM
    #104
    RangerComa

    #104
    RangerComa 58008

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2017
    Member:
    #213317
    Messages:
    2,823
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Marin, CA
    Vehicle:
    17 DCLB
    list is growing fast
    What does an astronauts mom put his/her snacks in?

    A launch box.
     
    RangerComa, Dec 7, 2020
    #104
    Nopro likes this.
  5. Dec 9, 2020 at 5:18 PM
    #105
    -Rorschach-

    #105
    -Rorschach- The Black Helicopters are coming…I gotta go!

    Joined:
    May 8, 2020
    Member:
    #327337
    Messages:
    5,762
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    2019 Silver Sky Metallic Tacoma DCLB TRD OR 4x4
    If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

    Missile Toe.
     
    -Rorschach-, Dec 9, 2020
    #105
    Squirt, Bigdaddy4760, PinnaclePete and 4 others like this.
  6. Dec 9, 2020 at 5:32 PM
    #106
    tacofish

    #106
    tacofish Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2014
    Member:
    #141318
    Messages:
    833
    Gender:
    Male
    N NJ
    Vehicle:
    14 ext cab 4x4
    3/1 lowrange spacer lift 285/70/17 wildpeaks
    What do you call a Japanese rupture?


    Who kicky dicky


    French rupture?

    Jacque to tight
     
    tacofish, Dec 9, 2020
    #106
  7. Dec 12, 2020 at 5:39 AM
    #107
    Takemehome678

    #107
    Takemehome678 Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2020
    Member:
    #339926
    Messages:
    16
    Gender:
    Female
    First Name:
    Robin
    Carter Lake, Iowa
    Vehicle:
    2020 Black Tacoma SR
    iBoards, Rims, seat covers, bed liner, decals, bug guard, tonneau cover, window deflectors
    I thought this was funny.

    FB_IMG_1607725001094.jpg
     
    Takemehome678, Dec 12, 2020
    #107
    Squirt, po35042, 9mmMike and 3 others like this.
  8. Dec 18, 2020 at 9:51 AM
    #108
    sled dog

    #108
    sled dog Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2020
    Member:
    #343372
    Messages:
    263
    What do you call his arms and legs hanging on the wall?




    Pieces of Art.
     
    sled dog, Dec 18, 2020
    #108
    grdgz97, Squirt and Nopro like this.
  9. Dec 19, 2020 at 5:56 PM
    #109
    czach

    #109
    czach ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2019
    Member:
    #282797
    Messages:
    358
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Zach
    Alameda, CA
    Vehicle:
    2016 White Tacoma TRD OR AT 4x2 DCSB
    Faux pro grille, hood bracket mounted ditch pods, gator trifold tonneau cover
    At least one more:

    What do you call a cow masturbating?

    Beef Stroganoff
     
    czach, Dec 19, 2020
    #109
    grdgz97, Bastek, 06trdtaco and 5 others like this.
  10. Dec 19, 2020 at 7:06 PM
    #110
    I.eat.tacos

    #110
    I.eat.tacos Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 2, 2018
    Member:
    #274513
    Messages:
    615
    First Name:
    Steve Rogers
    Vehicle:
    '18 TRD 4x4 Sport
    :rofl:
     
    I.eat.tacos, Dec 19, 2020
    #110
  11. Dec 20, 2020 at 8:26 AM
    #111
    Spare Parts

    #111
    Spare Parts Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2016
    Member:
    #196811
    Messages:
    13,810
    Southern Maine
    Vehicle:
    2022 Off Road Premium 4Runner Lunar Rock
    That’s some pretty sour cream.
     
    Spare Parts, Dec 20, 2020
    #111
    grdgz97, czach[QUOTED], Superdave1.0 and 2 others like this.
  12. Dec 24, 2020 at 1:58 PM
    #112
    Marshall R

    #112
    Marshall R Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 28, 2015
    Member:
    #156224
    Messages:
    4,313
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Marshall
    Vehicle:
    07 White TRD double cab
    none
    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    You neek up on it.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way.
     
    Marshall R, Dec 24, 2020
    #112
    Oh_deer, -Rorschach- and Nopro like this.
  13. Dec 24, 2020 at 2:00 PM
    #113
    Marshall R

    #113
    Marshall R Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 28, 2015
    Member:
    #156224
    Messages:
    4,313
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Marshall
    Vehicle:
    07 White TRD double cab
    none
    Which Miss America contestant is the prostitute?

    The one wearing the I-da-ho sash.
     
    Marshall R, Dec 24, 2020
    #113
    grdgz97, CXYyuppie, Nopro and 1 other person like this.
  14. Dec 24, 2020 at 2:03 PM
    #114
    503MIKE

    #114
    503MIKE Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2016
    Member:
    #187582
    Messages:
    507
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Mike
    Oregon
    Vehicle:
    2021 AG TRAIL
    I’m not a dad but I am a step dad. This is my favorite step dad joke.

    Your mom is so slow... it took her 9 months to make a joke!!!
     
    503MIKE, Dec 24, 2020
    #114
    uploadadventure, Kronk21, -Rorschach- and 4 others like this.
  15. May 11, 2021 at 1:03 PM
    #115
    smartbomb

    #115
    smartbomb rcvr/xmtr

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Member:
    #53824
    Messages:
    881
    Gender:
    Male
    usually northwest of you
    Vehicle:
    2006 4-door prerunner long bed
    3" suspension lift, hard canopy, light bar in hood, ditch lights, aircraft cargo bars, powdercoated steel spares, desert tires, bed cargo bars (for rifle cases), misc interior doo-dads
    what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and no tongue hanging on your wall?

    tasteless Art.
     
    smartbomb, May 11, 2021
    #115
    -Rorschach- and Nopro like this.
  16. May 11, 2021 at 1:04 PM
    #116
    RangerComa

    #116
    RangerComa 58008

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2017
    Member:
    #213317
    Messages:
    2,823
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Adam
    Marin, CA
    Vehicle:
    17 DCLB
    list is growing fast
    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a cheese factory?




    Fart.
     
    RangerComa, May 11, 2021
    #116
    Nopro and Superdave1.0 like this.
  17. May 11, 2021 at 1:09 PM
    #117
    TartanEagle

    #117
    TartanEagle Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2017
    Member:
    #209287
    Messages:
    1,333
    Gender:
    Male
    Vehicle:
    '17 ACLB 4x4 MT

    Fixed it for you.
     
    TartanEagle, May 11, 2021
    #117
    Nopro, Spare Parts, Superdave1.0 and 1 other person like this.
  18. May 11, 2021 at 1:35 PM
    #118
    Honda2Toyota

    #118
    Honda2Toyota Your Local Long Bed Enthusiast

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2017
    Member:
    #208784
    Messages:
    257
    Gender:
    Male
    Spotsylvania, Virginia
    Vehicle:
    2016 Tacoma DCLB TRDSport
    -Leer Camper Shell -Bilstein 5100 in the front and Bilstein 5100 in the rear with Icon AAL -TRDPro Front Grille -FJ Cruiser Steel Wheels with BFG AT KO2 Tires -MESOCustoms PTS Button -Prinsu Roof Rack with 40" LED Bar -ARB Awning -ARB Summit Front Bumper -ProComp front Spotlights and Cree Dual Beam combo bar -ARB skid plates -OVTune Trans Reflash
    My personal favorite:

    Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use the bathroom?

    Because it's P is silent.:rofl:
     
    Honda2Toyota, May 11, 2021
    #118
    06trdtaco, 9mmMike, -Rorschach- and 4 others like this.
  19. May 11, 2021 at 1:37 PM
    #119
    cgs2k2

    #119
    cgs2k2 old man

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2010
    Member:
    #35923
    Messages:
    3,246
    Gender:
    Male
    where did Napoleon keep his armies?

    in his sleevies.
     
    cgs2k2, May 11, 2021
    #119
    06trdtaco, 9mmMike and Nopro like this.
  20. May 13, 2021 at 8:37 PM
    #120
    Wiener

    #120
    Wiener Cunning Linguist

    Joined:
    Apr 6, 2014
    Member:
    #127139
    Messages:
    26
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Wayne
    Eldora, Iowa
    Vehicle:
    Regular Cab 4x4 2.7
    bull bar, tonneau cover, aftermarket headlight bulbs, AVG vent visors, DeeZee bed mat
    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your front porch? Matt

    What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the lake? Bob
     
    Wiener, May 13, 2021
    #120
Page 6 of 65

Products Discussed in

Mobil 1 104361 75W-90 Synthetic Gear Lube - 1 Quart (Pack of 2)
$29.13
M18 Cordless Lithium-Ion 6-1/2" Circular Saw - 2630-20 - ( MILWAUKEE ) - BARE TOOL
$85.00
DENSO ---SK20HR11---- IRIDIUM PLATINUM power pack Spark Plugs -- # 3421 ----- 6 PCS NEW
$52.04
ATP Automotive AT-205 Re-Seal Stops Leaks, 8 Ounce Bottle
$19.21
VIAIR 88P Portable Compressor Kit (12V, 120 Psi, Forup to 33" Tires)
$90.18
Toyota Breather Plug - 90930-03136
$5.75
NGK Spark Plug Stock # 3967
$6.00
Sheep But Now I'm Found T-Shirt
$13.99
ALEOED M12x1.25 mm Self-Locking Nylon Insert Hex Lock Nuts, Pack of 6
$12.99
STARREY DOT-C2 Reflective Tape 2 in X 160 FT Red White Waterproof Self Adhesive Trailer Tape Outdoor Safety Caution Reflector Conspuicy for Trailers, Vehicles, Boats, Signs
$16.98
FIRSTINFO A1102USY5 Patented 6.5L Pneumatic/Manual Oil Extractor Pump for Automobile Fluids Evacuation w/Vacuum Safety Valve & Dia. 3.5 x 4.5mm Tube
$79.90
F133S with LC-10 S-Series Large Body FUMOTO Valve with Short Nipple and LC-10 Lever Clip for 12mm-1.25 Gold
$60.17
8TEN LawnRAZOR Mower Blade Set for Gravely Pro-Master 152Z Pro-Turn 152 52" Deck Zero Turn 00450300 (High Lift)
$49.95
Toyota Genuine Parts 90915-YZZD1 Oil Filter 1 Case (QTY 10)
$53.68
Genuine Toyota Accessories PT580-35050-SB Bed Mat for Short Bed Tacoma Models Black, 59 1/2" L X 52 1/2" W X 3/8" H
$188.98
Toyota Case of 12 Quarts Full Synthetic 0W-20 Oil
$99.95
Pair of 2 SunF ATV UTV Knobby Sport Tires 20x10-106 PR Tubeless A027
$109.98
ARB CKMA12 On-Board Air Compressor High Performance 12 Volt for Air Locker Differentials and Tire Inflation
$323.00
Baofeng UV-5R Ham Radio Long Range Handheld UV5R Dual Band 3800mAh Rechargeable Two Way Radio Walkie Talkies for Adults with Earpiece,Speaker Mic and Programming Cable Full Kit (Black-1Pack)
$39.97
Midland – MXT275 MicroMobile® GMRS Radio – 15 watts Two-Way Radio with Integrated Control Microphone – Overland Caravanning Tractors – Detachable External Magnetic Mount Antenna - 8 Repeater Channels
$159.99
Hi-Lift Sport Utility Vehicle Jack LM-100 Lift-Mate, 5000 pound capacity
$50.09
Jaronx M12x1.5 Magnetic Oil Drain Plug, Aluminum Magnetic Sump Drain Nut Oil Drain Bolt Compatible with Most BMW and Ford (All Other Vehicles with 12x1.5 Threaded)(M12x1.5)
$10.99
Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle: A Musical Toy, Fun for All Ages, Great Gift, Hours of Mindless Entertainment, Multi-colored
$10.99
Darwin Fish Car Emblem
$10.89
DROK 100105 AC 100-300V 100A Digital Voltage Current Multimeter LCD Volt Amp Meter Gauge Panel Tester Voltage Amperage Dual Display Power Monitor
$11.53
Capri Tools 21006 Disc Brake Pad Spreader Tool
$11.99
Astro Pneumatic Tool 410 - Uv Glowing 10mm Sockets 1/4" & 3/8" Drive - 4Piece
$11.49
Meat Market: Animals, Ethics, and Money
$11.66
Molex, 12 Circuit Connector -2 Complete Set- Wire Conn. with Pins - Molex Mini-Fit Jr ™
$11.50
Post-it Super Sticky Notes, 3 in x 3 in, 5 Pads, 2x the Sticking Power, Black, Recyclable (654-5SSSC)
$11.99
Home-X 6 in 1 Floral Hammer and Screwdriver Tool
$11.99
Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook
$11.26
Vitchelo Black Headlamp Flashlight - Red Safety Light - 6 Light Modes - Super Bright Waterproof Adjustable Head Light - 3 AAA Batteries - Running, Jogging, Camping, Hiking, Cycling - Kids, Adults
$11.99
MicTuning LS081303JL Backlit Rear Light, Rocker Switch Kit, On/Off LED Light, 20A, 12V, Red
$11.97
Flitz Metal Polish and Cleaner Paste, Also Works on Plastic, Fiberglass, Aluminum, Jewelry, Sterling Silver - Headlight Restoration and Rust Remover - Made in the USA - 1.76 OZ
$11.27
2023 Die Hard Advent Calendar - Hans Gruber Falling off off Nakatomi Plaza Advent Calendar, Funny Reusable Wooden Christmas Countdown Advent Calendar for Home Office Calendar Gift (Ordinary Model)
$11.97
Kitchy Pizza Cutter Wheel with Protective Blade Cover, Ergonomic Pizza Slicer (Green)
$11.99
Marvel Mystery Oil CD 2 MM12R - 16 oz., RED
$11.97
Design Toscano Gargoyles & Dragons: Dermott Sculptural Pen, 1 Count (Pack of 1), Greystone
$11.90
Food Rules: An Eater's Manual
$11.99
Armor All 78004 Extreme Tire Shine, 22 oz. Trigger
$11.29
Voltage Regulator Rectifier for Kohler 8-25 HP Engine 41 403 10-S 41 403 09-S US
$11.99
To Top