Colorado B.S. Thread

Cheers to that

 

So now you're trying to procure crock pics for some sort of crock measuring contest?

 

let's not gloss over the circumsized peanuts

 

This was the first thing my eyes saw this morning. I bet my neighbors wondered what I was laughing at!

 

Ha! First thing my eyes saw too and laughed.

 

Talking about small Florida towns, I grew up right next to a place called Taintsville, because it’s between two other towns and it “taint Oviedo and taint Chuluota”

 

Was oviedo full of assholes and chuluota a bunch of pussies or vice versa

 

Oviedo was the more civilized town, Geneva was the redneck area and Chuluota was the trailer park area. I have some stories of hardcore redneck ass shit from growing up. It was pretty common to see a Ford rolling around with a 6 inch block of wood strapped to the leafs as a lift.

 

Tell the stories

 

I once caught a 3 foot gator that was trapped in a retention pond and then rode a few miles in the passenger seat of a single cab first gen with the gator in my lap to bring it to a river.

 

I also had a buddy kill a deer one time by tackling it off an airboat and stabbing it with a knife.

 

Those are good stories

 

Most of the true flordia redneck shit is less “oh that’s a great story” and more “that’s just depressing”

 

1 vote for green chili. But I'm Hispanic so.. My sister makes some super spicy chili. I however do like red chili that I make with elk hamburger.

Also.. Why the German engineers do this... Need a special tool to compress the piston. Took longer to wind each piston than it did removing the tires, removing the caliper and putting it all together

 

You guys running the

$80 noco gb20 500 amp 12-volt ultrasafe lithium jump starter box, car battery booster pack, portable power bank charger, and jumper cables for up to 4-liter gasoline engines, 400 amps,black

noco gb20 or gb40? Looking at picking one up soon and want power for both batteries

 

40

 

I had the 20, but gave it to the girlfriend for her subaru and bought a 40.
The 20 is enough for the 4.0L 2nd gen.

 

Gb40

 

GB40