101 ways to annoy people

I knew a guy when I was in the Navy who stared at the static. When someone asked him what he was doing, he said, "I'm watching the maggot war movie. It's really good. I've seen it a hundred times."

My step-son's dog is named "Dee-o-gee"

 

i have done a few of these. some in class and freaked the crap out of teachers. lol one day i took a deer call in and one day i took a Turkey call in.

 

only in tennesse.

 

mississippi too i know several people who will walk around the hall ways with a turkey call

 

HELL YEAH! i have made paper balls and but the person siting next to me’s name on it and threw it across the room. and the teacher yelled at me. i said if you want to know who did it look at it and see who’s name is on it. lol the teacher yelled at them.

 

103. Drive to the beach and bump "Alvin and the Chipmunks" on your new stereo system.

 

sounds like the usual shennanigans i pulled back in hs.. the good ole days when i didnt have to do shit

 

104. Answer the phone with, "I want to order a large pepperoni pizza." When the caller starts wondering what's going on, say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number." And then hang up.

 

Too funny. I liked 17 the best.