1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Ever heard of peter popoff?

 

Mine’ll probably get plug with mud and ice too.... hmmm mmm

 

The ACC tourney in my city is restricted to players, media and players direct family in attendance only.

Stuffs gonna get real stupid in the next 72 hours me thinks.

 

Tom Hanks and his wife have corona

 

I just saw that too

 

Bout to walk that green mile

 

Engage tactical sanitation

 

Gave our daughter her first real bath tonight, fuck I feel terrible. She hated it, never heard a baby scream like that, even after being born lol. Was like trying to hold a slippery 12lb fish flopping around out of water for it's life

 

@cruiserguy

Hungry brother?

 

Why that Fleshlight look so bony

 

You haven't lived until you've molested a rack of ribs

 

Too hot? Too cold?

 

Real woman > fleshlight

 

Mmmmmmm ribs

 

Whats that?

 

I just choked on and spit out my beer

 

No the water was warm, was just a new thing. It's no secret kids hate baths, when I was a kid I used to run the water and pretend to take one to make my mom happy. I was like that dude Pig Pen from the Peanuts characters

 

Is California still a Community Property State?

 

I knew I liked you for a reason