1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

What’s a stimulus check

 

It's what you do when you air down

 

Ain’t nobody have time for that

 

Carpet delete

 

Truck too clean

 

@Kwikvette plunder is now teams of 4

 

Or just painted

 

I remember Adrian saying that...when did it start?

 

You painted the seats?

 

No way! I just started getting that one like last 2 months off and on in the 2000 taco

 

Busy day today otherwise for me..

 

Don't have to air up when you have a trailer

 

You’re doing something wrong if your seats are dirty

 

Finally trimming those pubes?

 

Spring season, i had to

 

Today

 

I had a roommate once that would trim his junk while standing over the toilet at night after getting drunk, and it would get all over the fucking bathroom floor and he wouldn't bother cleaning it up.

One night I got up to take a leak, barefoot of course...felt the sensation of sand or something under my feet. Without my glasses or contacts on I couldn't really make it out so I sit on the toilet and bring my foot up to face, only to see the bottom of my feet covered in a bunch of man pubes. It seriously looked like I had hairy hobbit feet. I nearly threw up, that was a fun conversation to have with him the next day.

That dude was the worst, he was the epitome of a roommate that never cleans shit. Would always make these huge meals in the kitchen and never cleaned the counters or did his dishes but maybe once a week.