1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You'd think they'd have rebranded by now, or gone to like olive oil or some other extra-healthy option.

 

Well Indiana... soooo

 

I had a couple friends whose parents had them growing up, I just remember how much of a pain they seemed to be... The kids were never allowed anywhere near the water bed lol

 

I wonder if insurance companies care. A leak or a flood could be massively expensive.

Can you even have them on the second floor? I wonder how much they weigh.... so many questions.

 

At least you are becoming self aware

 

I know for sure a lot of rentals won't allow them, I've seen it mentioned in a couple leases I've filled out over the years. Too much of a liability for water damage if they leak or break

 

I’m more like a dolphin right now, but if it keeps going the way it is now, whale status might not be far off.


I’m hoping my diet of coffee, redbull and water paired with no sleep that I’ll be going on for the next 2 months helps

 

They say anything about these?

 

My parents had one back in the day. Totally an 80's fixture. I couldn't stand the motion caused by other movement. Everytime someone moves, it just reverberates. Might be able to tolerate one assuming there were no pets or significant others in the picture.

 

Reminds me of an onion news snippet about a dating service to match lonely singles to nice wines

 

I think it was the end of that video someone posted earlier. I would be interested in such a service, especially if they had a whiskey offering.

 

I would probably be dead within a week lol

 

Your wife would be pissed.

 

It was me who posted it lol

 

Additional Weight 1565 is the sum of all armor and bumper items listed above it.

 

Are you a lonely single?




Wine hangovers are killer. Bourbon and PBR go over pretty well

 

Details!

 

Ah that makes sense. Time to make friends with a hole saw I guess.

 

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