1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

sounds like she is a thoughtful kind of teacher

 

I'm so proud of you for getting help and going to class!

 

Maybe I should get you enrolled since we all know how you got through school...

















































Through the front door and right out the back

 

I've heard the conversations, and she's even shared the texts with just how grateful parents have been to have her as their kids teacher.

Idk how she does it.

 

it'll be even better when the engine revving neighbor mistakes it for a glory hole

 

feel free to post whatever it takes to feel better about yourself

 

IDK he might like that sort of thing though who knows

 

That'll take up too many pages

 

@Sperrunner

 

Nice

 

lol one time an ex canceled plans and left our apartment and told me she was going to stay with her mom for the night. I went for a drive and she called me something like 48 times because she changed her mind and was angry that she came home to an empty apartment

 

Our exes must've been related

 

Secret Santa strikes again


I still need to get mine out there

 

That's a diarrhea hand grenade.

 

Im beginning to think my Santa doesnt exist.

 

It’s lacking spicy

I’m not your Santa

but I do have someone that pops in here occasionally

 

Jay?

 

Hey


Fuck you

 

Send him a box 'o rust