1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

As old as you sound, one would've guessed you invented the missionary position

 

Makes me feel better about my puberty years lmaoo



Thank you for that

 

No no no... I invented the quaker position. Just like missionary but fully clothed and a sheet between you and your partner. Then go to separate rooms and ask God for forgiveness


Back in my day, condoms were still made with sheep intestines

 

Older girl with a kid took my damn virginity

She was aggressive I remember that much...

 

having a hard time with the wife huh

 

Older women seem to have that dominant and aggressive side. Thinks it's all the pent up hate for men

 

Ryan's hairs just stood up on his arm

 

I prefer Scopolamine
Trails and sparkling colors

 

I could've sworn I invented that one

 

Yeah but you also thought you were in love with all the cool new shit you're doing with someone because you're young and naive

 

Wanna feel better?

I once masturbated with icyhot because I heard older kids talking about it at school. The theory was you apply it then try to finish before it became "hot"

Well that shit goes on lukewarm.. nothing icy about it. And after 3 strokes it was a damn volcano down there. I then spent the next 15 min crying in the bathroom trying to scrub my junk with rubbing alcohol because soap and water were non effective

 

my research seems to agree with this

 

https://youtu.be/3flv5nWZgII

 

We're life partners, we do better as best friends and not sexual counterparts.. that's what the separate boyfriend and girlfriend are for

Neither one of us have one, but it's an open acceptance that if we wanna get our jollies off we find some rando (or a regular repeat offender)



I'm so old sex doesn't matter to me at all, granted I've always felt that way tho

 

Our motto was always 'whatever you do, makes sure you leave room Jesus', which made my first few sexual encounters a little awkward

 

That's pure prison pussy

 

yeah, high school in rural colorado had kids walking around at dances with a bible to shove between couples so they could say "leave room for jesus"

 

yeah, I know

 

Shoulda grabbed the sandpaper all the kid were talking about too in order to scrape it all off




Jk. That shit seriously sounds shitty, sorry about that mang

 

Never said it wasn't



A horny youth with no real world knowledge with make do with whatever