1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Sorry, ill go back to using exclamations with banana hammocks instead

 

He's gotta earn his ride somehow

 

Lock this thread down! Im classy

 

Fucking roof rack arrives tomorrow

 

We should show him the beautiful LA River

Plenty of people camp there already! I saw two homeless dudes giving each other the vaccine, it was so wholesome.

 

That's especially considerate if they both used the same one; bless their hearts.

 

We could get @JKO1998 to bring his gimp cage

 

Venice beach has been giving people vaccines for years by tossing them in the sand, just have to frolic around barefoot for awhile and you'll find one

 

On a related note, wife and I took our daughter to the beach up in Ventura a couple weeks ago. I was taking a leak in one of the public bathrooms on the boardwalk, looked up and saw 4 or 5 syringes stuck to the ceiling like pencils in a classroom.

I was mid-stream and like 'nope nope nope', got out there pronto. How much would that fucking suck to get HIV or some shit because a goddamn syringe fell off a bathroom ceiling and onto your head

Unless maybe it was a vaccine delivery system idk

 

This kid is fantastic

https://youtu.be/UTaC6zktX64

 

wholesome dad joke win

 

I've got 344 of them left

 

But.... but I'm supposed to be classy

 

I'm going to find whoever it was that stole my Microsoft Office. You have my Word

 

I’m classy

 

Could even say you'd make a Point about it.

 

A power point or just a soft point?

 

And here I thought you would Excel at this

 

Of course you are. You’re always in a Suit & Tie.