1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Noooooooooo........

You need a -

 

Way ahead if him

 

Nah, I’m not lazy like @Sperrunner
I cook meat the real way.

 

Well I bet they wish they were dead

 

That’s enough out of you

 

Yeah but i bet you don’t leave your ribs on 8 hours like i do

 

Why the huge rush? Good meat takes time to cook.

 

That’s a shame, I rub my meat all the time.

 

How are you cooking those babies?

 

Says the guy who’s probably gunna do it in half the time

 

Nonsense. Not only am I a platinum mechanic, I am also a platinum chef.

 

I prefer Reverend Professor Angus Certified Platinum “Horny” Mechanic & Chef, PhD.

 

Didn't you buy some video equipment not too long ago?

 

Does your phd look like this?

 

He also bought a couch

 

I don't know dude. I'd probably eat one of @Sperrunner's creations first. After all - he was a pizza chef if I recall. Something about 'no sauce on the cheese pizza' order, or was it extra pineapple?

 

Yeah, but I have to get a rain hood for it because you’re always in the splash zone.

 

Welll

I never got a stimulus check and my parents never got anything for my dependent status either. So I get the money in the form of a grant from the government.

so that helps make my tax return comfy.

 

Pineapples absolutely do not belong on Pizza.