1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

a lot of the rockbouncers or lightweight rigs will fill tires with water to lower their COG

 

Getting older is coming to the realization that pretty trucks don't attract women, they attract men.

 

Miracles of the modern internet.

I dunked my nastiest one in the water/orange goop mix for a day and it came out pretty darn clean. Not sure I'll still run it through the washer.

 

And women like to get dressed up to impress other women, they know men dgaf.

 

I didn't say I was against the outcome

 

Yes, finally someone else gets it. I've always laughed when guys talk about how their truck is gonna be a panty dropper and see those cringy decals.

You know the reality is that it's just gonna be a bunch of greasy dudes pulling up in traffic and grocery store parking lots to talk about it

 

And if the girl is droping pantys over your truck you know she's just a gold digger.

 

That's just how it goes with cars and trucks haha. Women don't care really, except for the rare tire biter in the local meet groups or whatever. Doesn't matter what it is, Taco, Bimmer, LC... the random encounters all start with some dude approaching me from somewhere out of sight saying "bro, I jus' gotta say..."

Still freaks me out being approached, I don't do that shit to others so I don't ever expect it.

 

I had some meth head in a clapped out Chevy 1500 try to stop me in traffic to ask about my truck







Does that count?

 

Dented up truck = camouflage

 

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https://youtu.be/HgFzP5m1k_c


Long video but the important thing starts at 10:30


I feel justified

 

Or she's just DTF and the truck is irrelevant.

 

My wife "that guy just rubbernecked you" I'm it's not me it's the truck.

 

Holy fuck that is hilarious!

 

100% guilty of checking out old beat up trucks on the road. New shiny stuff is boring.

 

Did you watch it all the way through? He beats both first bosses with tactical bonfires

 

Yeah, saw that! All that digging too, OMFG that takes forever....

 

Right?! I can only imagine the hours he cut out of the video to make that final boss fight happen

 

M A N Y .....

 

If it makes you feel better