1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You have fucked up, now!

 

NAILGUN!

 

When McD's breakfast stops at 11am sharp and you really need an egg McMuffin

 

I need to step up my game

 

Please don't do the mer-man thing

 

Please don't

 

I am confident in your ability to impersonate all of the village people.

 

Asian lady at work upgraded her ass and apparently asked for the Kardashian. It looks like she's wearing full depends.

 

I would do it topless tbh

 

That's almost as bad as these bitches that get freckles tattooed on their face

 

https://youtu.be/MwMuEBhgNNE

 

reverse-merman

 

I think I told the story here awhile back about how I had a friend 12ish years ago who's 18 year old brother made pot cookies, left them out and his hardcore Evangelical type mom ate them unknowingly...she ended up in the hospital thinking she was dying and he got kicked out of the house for good lol.

 

I missed that story.. that sounds classic


Almost as good as the cop that confiscated some perps weed and had his wife make brownies with it.. only to get so freaked out he called 911 and tattled on himself

 

@JKO1998 did you watch Snowfall last night? New one, ep 9. Talk about a lot of dead bodies, damn

 

Oh geeze that's a thing now.

 

Isn't that appropriation?

 

That's exactly how my wife feels

She's a natural redhead and used to be ridiculed as a kid for having freckles... she gets royally pissed off at people that follow that trend now