1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

The real crime is gas stations that make the gasoline pump handle green

 

I was going to make a crack about pineapple on hot dogs, but fuck me this actually looks really good...



Pineapple mango salsa is bomb, I'd put that on em

 

Well, the pronoun is obviously confused about more than one thing

 

I leave for 3 days and come home to something moving into the 4runner.

 

Man knows his nut juice

 

Are your local spiders poisonous?

 

God: what are they doing down there?
Angel: they are making milk from almonds
God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from
A: they dont like that milk
God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*

 

Mostly no they are just wood spiders, but I'm sure there are black widows around.

 

There's alot more than 8 if you're brave enough

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7dlbm5wckg&feature=youtu.be

 

Only black widows and brown recluse in CA.

That looks like possibly a black widow web. They are shitty web makers.

 

All the idiots in tx are gassing up rn, as if all our wells, rigs, fields and refineries sploded at once

I gassed up yesterday anticipating this reaction

 

Mayo, mustard and ketchup. Maybe some diced onions or some relish. I like mine old fashioned.

 

Thankfully I've never dealt with anything more deadly than those, didn't know that about black widows, thanks for the lesson

 

We get black widows all over the outside of the house starting this time of year. Luckily they never make their way inside though

 

I hear you can milk a cat!

 

That's just what I have observed. I don't know jack shit about spiders other than they should be killed with fire.

And Daddy Long Legs are more poisonous than a black widow but their fangs are too small and soft to penetrate human skin.

 

Totalled, I'll take it off your hands

 

Going to clean it out tomorrow. Don't need any suprises.

 

@Tour991

If the webbing sounds lightly like paper tearing, its a black widow web.