1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Well I mean, probably cause your hand couldn't fit inside the jar anymore

















No but really that's good; not just for your own sake but your fiancé and family. I'm sure they'll want you around a lot longer. Being at a healthier weight will ensure that.

 

What's the amount a person can add that makes the other person horrendously sick, but not kill them?


Asking for a friend

 

Lol yea, I'm doing a full health exam tomorrow. Fiance wants me to. Afterwards I'm going to Applebee's for a burger lol

 

@Wulf

This man got the Jeep game figured out. Just look at them undercover lights and those Pataguccis

 

Come on man, if you're gonna cheat on your diet, don't do it with microwaved food, have something that's good.

 

Cheating on my diet means I eat a salad or something

 

Like what

 

Don't you have like a little local burger place. I mean hell even a five guys is better

 

Oh yea. I forgot about that there's one near me. Haven't eaten there in 2 years lol

 

Right, why go for fast food trash when you can go somewhere good.

 

A squirt of Visene will rapidly cause cramping, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.
Old bartender trick

 

itd be so easy, considering where i work too. But then somebody has to go home from the shits and it comes back on me, instead of leaving a note to ask them to stop. You know how it goes..

 

I wanted to recommend that, but didn't know it had truth to it. I appreciated the arsenic escalation though

 

Why would it come back on you? I understand the thought of an extra workload and how shitty that is, but you play extra super oblivious if you get accused of anything

"I never had a snack pack in the fridge. That had to be their's from home right? Otherwise they stole it correct? Clearly they've got an upset tummy from something? I've heard guilt and stress will cause havoc to the body, maybe they've got something going on in their personal life?"

 

Background check company called me about my SSN for the rental house. They said it wasn’t coming up in their system or something.

I asked for them to verify it and they had the right number. Just want a yes or no on the application so I can stop stressing.

 

That's a scary thought

 

Or just say you need laxatives for whatever reason and you like to mix em in your pudding. Its not your fault they stole it and got the shits.

 

Get some activia and add that little extra lax

 

#damagemultiplier