1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

She's got that horny old lady from "Grandma's boy" look.

 

I laughed so hard in theater at that movie when it came out. Was probably 19 at the time.

The scene where he gets up to jack off to a Barbie doll in the bathroom and his friend's mom walks in on him, fucking lol



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuKvU5jh2os


damn you YouTube

 

My friends mom was pretty hot so I wouldn't have been able to stop either.

 

Daughter was bouncing up and down on my stomach with a loaded diaper...that did not end well

 

That's a really shitty experience

 

Scheduling my vasectomy

 

I've been meaning to do the same... turns out insurance companies generally pay for it too

 

Wait really? I figured I'd be outta pocket. Interesting.

 

Yeah my brother just had one done, right after their surprise baby #2 lol. Insurance covered it I believe

 

It probably saves them a ton of money over the cost of the kid that you could be adding to your policy

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSNAURZl-3k/

 

Yep lol

 

nosy people be Like BuT WhAt If YoU cHaNgE yOuR MiNd YoU DeFiNiTeLy WiLl

 

$1000 vasectomy or $25,000 childbirth...yeah they'll happily cover the former

 

They're almost always reversible so it's no big deal if you do decide differently later.

 

I dunno, that may fly when you're in your twenties...but there's a cutoff haha

 

Besides, deposits can be made

 

Or, fire off a few samples to keep in the fridge just in case

 

What does he hate? I can't understand the robot voice

 

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