1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Wtf that looks physics defying, like he just wills himself upward lol

 

@Taco critter
@SouthernYoder
@eon_blue

For those who watch muppets with the little one

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after going out to check it was actually my recycle bin. It's pretty packed with cardboard but I'm guessing the taco sway bar and 5" vise put it over the edge

edit i'm not even sure the bin was too heavy, the guy might have fucked up and knocked it over when he emptied the trash bin

 

At least you're not a monster...

 

You don’t know how the fucker identifies

 

I was cleaning out our storage from crap that got left behind from previous tenants - old cans of paint and some plant pots, things like that. By the time I was done the trash was so heavy I could barely roll it out of the yard, thought for sure we'd get dinged for it being over weight limit.

50lbs seems crazy low to me but I guess it varies with each service

 

Of course you'd feel attacked

 

how dare you

 

Changed for neutrality

 

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My doorbell camera catches the trash/recycling/compost guys every week. It's good to know whether to blame them or the rando street scavengers looking for cans and bottles when there's trash on the side walk the next day. It's always the scavengers..

 

Around here it's the damn Uber/Lyft/Doordash etc drivers. They're they fucking worst. They will take a break between jobs while in their cars pigging out on McD's or gas station food and then toss the trash out their window so they don't have it in the car when picking up their next ride. Would see fast food bags and cans of energy drinks lining the sides of the neighborhood every day.

It got a lot better once Covid happened and people stopped ridesharing for awhile.

We have one guy that frequents our area just before sundown the evening before trash day, and collects cans and stuff. He's an older dude and doesn't make a mess so I don't mind, at least he waits until it's out on the street and doesn't go onto people's property or anything.

 

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So the company VP decided he doesn't like that I've been using a table for a desk at work (been doing it for like, 3 years now lol). Told me to pick one out of one of the other offices in the building, of which we have several empty ones since before Covid. Gonna get me a fancy one.

 

late again

 

aint letting anything slip by with ole jaxon boi

 

Oh he gives him so much shit, even worse he framed the guy at Moab

 

I did no such thing

 

Yeah and Jake's an angel