1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Back in my day it was simple, you had no nut November (only actually observed by the same crowd that "observes" lent) and then it was destroy dick December.

 

Alexa August is going to be weird.

 

Yeaaaaa


Alexa

right

 

Our network is a disaster but even we kill drops, have a strict DHCP policy, and vlan out differing types of traffic (security systems, door entry systems, fire...etc). My home network is a mini replica minus the door systems cause I'm not Tony Stark

 

Hey Siri, switch to March time, code 3.

 

you couldnt pay me enough to deal with IT shit.


but what do i do all day at work with the shitty computers we have? play IT.. because our IT sucks dick.

 

I've got two highschools an administrative building, and a kindergarten to keep everything working in. The elementary schools are the real chore and they're someone else's problem haha.

 

I've always wanted biometrics or RFID on my front door lol

 

i deal with scan tools that work 40% of the time because they lock us out of everything.. YET I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD RECALs and shit... theyre idiotic.. and i have all the admin accounts at this point because theyre too lazy to come fix their messes.

 

Do laser pointers really mess up the IR on CCTV cams?

 

Lol a lot of my issues with teachers are similar... "I wanna use Dropbox, box, sketchy fileshare site, for my curriculum. Please unblock it".... Then I say no and they lose their shit because I won't unlock scary resources to them (people with proven track records of not reading what they're clicking on and downloading sketchy shit). But even I know that some stuff is necessary. Like I unblock real text book companies, real educational resources...etc. You need someone to unblock you, analyze the traffic and then selectively whitelist the resources your tools need to operate properly.

 

Nah, it might temporarily mess up the white balance but multi sensor cameras adapt fast.

 

Guess I'll be using the paintball gun then.
Thanks

 

Release metallic helium birthday balloons into the power lines outside the building

 

Doesn't work like the movies say it should. They're too thin, like a fuse they just blow before the lines are disabled.

 

I need power for the magnet based drill press.

 

I love having tickets in the auto shop at work. It's rare since the vehicle inspection connection system stuff has a special team in Austin, TX that deals with it. So I can't touch issues on those devices.

 

The dumb previous owners of the property my uncles got have been stalking him again. They want the shit they had 60 days to remove and failed to do so. We even gave them an extension. Caught one in the field of corn creeping on my uncle. So. Now we go full ham and empty the trailers Sunday and proceed to remove them from the property and their contents. Said creeper was warned if he’s caught here again? He won’t be leaving.

 

Jeeez Mario got a fire mushroom

gettin a little spicy today

 

Dude. This has been an on and off thing and it’s getting to the point where I wish the old man that owned the place would drop dead. His children are sent to be a hassle for us because he wants his stuff. That he was given ample time to get BY CONTRACT. As of now it’s legally all my uncles property.