1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Well he was never really all that funny, I think much like Carlos Mencia focus just shifted to people who were good at what they do.

 

The paradox of being cool is that if you try to be cool you never will be

 

I saw Dane at some small comedy venue in the city a couple years before he got big...circa 2004 I think. I don't remember it being all that good, I just remember my friends wanting to sit in the front row and me telling them that was a terrible idea.

 

do you like getting bullied? Want to pay money to get bullied in public? I got the tickets for you

 

actually it must've been closer to 2004, in 2002 I was 16/17 and probably wouldn't have been allowed in any comedy clubs lol.

But yeah, never sit front row unless you're ready to banter with a professional heckler

 

He did a show up here this summer at one of the casinos, I don't know any one who went to see him.

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VNjyztyH168&feature=share

 

Ah, touring small town casinos...yeah he's milking the end of his career

Although his net worth is likely 10x what mine will ever be so I shouldn't talk lol

 

as long as he didn't blow it all on cocaine and hookers.

 

I swear the scammers keep getting dumber. I am not George. AT&T doesn’t send billing updates from regular numbers.

 

I keep getting random calls from numbers that tell my call screener they are "your doctor's office trying to reach you about your upcoming appointment". When I don't answer they call again from another number. Then another. Its really weird

I have no upcoming Dr. appointments lol. These fishing scams are getting really out there.

 

Joke's on them, I can't afford healthcare

 

wife already sign u up for a snipping?

 

I've got a perfectly good pair of precision scissors at home

 

first hospital death attributed to ransomware, what a time to be alive

 

rubberband and time works too, for the financially deprived

 

Or not alive, at least for that guy

 

sadly, a baby**

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/baby-died-due-ransomware-attack-hospital-suit-claims-rcna2465

 

fuck

 

Pretty fucked up to target a hospital's computer systems, at least go after a Big Pharma's headquarters or something. Not a fucking hospital.