1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I'll give you $10 to hold a sign that says F the Sharks the whole time


Its only cold if you're close to the glass, otherwise its not bad. Games are a lot of fun in person, I used to go to LA Kings games regularly

One year a friend of mine and I both got to do the frozen t-shirt game on the ice during intermission. Had to run out onto the ice shirtless and be the first to break open a frozen folded t-shirt and put it on in front of 15k people lol. My friend won and got free tickets to more games

 

I would like to live to see another day, sir. Haha.

That sounds amazing... do you have a video?

 

yeah somewhere, its buried on my FB wall from 8 or so years ago. I'll try to find it

 

i always hear old dudes grunting and moaning while pissing versus shitting, ol bois' prostates must be grapefruits

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiI5t8e2_7Q&ab_channel=GusJohnson

 

there's another guy at my work that drops his pants at the urinal like a 5 year old, I shit you not. The first time I walked in and saw that I was like nope, walked across the building to the other bathroom

 

My man needed ventilation for the crown jewels

 

fucking yessss hahaha!!!


i want to laugh so bad at them when i piss at the gym but dont wanna lose my membership over a fight after

 

No.fucking.way.

 

I haven't seen that since pre-school.

 

old habits die hard I guess


if I were his manager I feel I'd have to bring that up during a performance review

 

https://youtu.be/KUzGrzsYqH4

 

*the review*

"Butt not cute enough"

 

That's the same for the students at my school; I go in to take a piss and someone is always dying in there...daily

 

the cool thing about the other bathrooms is that they're in the warehouse section, and they haven't been updated in probably 50 years. The stalls have metal ash trays next to the toilet paper rolls, probably from the Mad Men era when guys would take their whiskey and cigs to the shitter

 

Smells like regular lamps to me

 

You lied, Johnson! You went to the bathroom in the lamps.

 

Mens vs woman's bathrooms.... I still remember how shocked I was when I was like 8 and wandered into a Khol's woman's room looking for my mom. There was like nice tile, wallpaper, a chaise lounge, etc. Men's were always prison-issue greys and whites, no frills. It was then I became a misogynist - just kidding lol.

 

OOF

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CXjStbpJ5I4/