1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

@eon_blue @Kwikvette, you think the local Gold Star test station might have an issue...

@BartMaster1234 would come up with his own CARB decal of course

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/3-4-turbo-kit.765500/

 

Not TTBs, just a fabricated I-beam setup. TTB is 4wd.

 

Finally back together, limped it to an alignment shop on my eyeball alignment (which was fucking close), got to do the alignment myself (perks of having a buddy with a rack), and took it for a test rip in the offroad park with my buddy. I can go much too fast in this thing, like dangerously so.

 

Says the guy drinking at applebees right now

 

Hey, the $5 margaritas are an excellent value.

 

Jebus Christa you sunuvabush you......



I wish I wasn't moving. Because I'd offer him 3k on the spot, even though I feel 3.3k is fair

 

That's a sad state of affairs my friend.



Over a decade ago I told myself, while eating at an Applebee's at your age, if I ever get to the point of drinking there for recreation.... I might as well have a bullet in my head

 

Now I'm at the age where I tell myself


"Ya know, Applebee's closes early. I could take advantage of their happy hour without having to deal with the riff raff too badly"

 

Or...you can just drink the alcohol you have at home

 

Now NOW I'm at the age where I tell myself



"You don't need to stop anywhere. You've got booze of all types at home"

 

The difference being, at applebees there is no alcohol in any of their happy hour drinks... mofos can't pour a drink to save their lives

 

Sooooo take it from a saged alcoholic.... they WILL poor stiff drinks if you show up there often enough and tip appropriately

 

I'm gonna be honest you won't find me in an applebees anyway, I already have a microwave of my own

 

Only reason I grew to love Applebee's was because, making friends with the wait staff.... the after work parking lot parties, where the head chef comes in to open the next day and you're still sleeping in you van in the same spot after he closed the night before and you assured them you won't drive "home"


Those make for some very stiff drinks the next dozen or so times until all the front staff have become new faces because there's zero employee retention at a place like Applebee's

 

I used to be an Applebee’s denier, and then I turned white.

 

I'm confused over the bigotry you're implying

 

Applebee’s is underrated

I used to be into the hokey pokey
And then I turned myself around

 

I remember Applebee's had a wing special when I was taking welding classes... all the welder bois pulling up just before closing and ordering endless wings was always met with warm smiles and open hearts

 

You got-dang cracka-ass honkey cracker






It's okay, nerf herders are allowed to call nerf herders, nerf herders