1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtJW3_32n4&feature=share

 

Well that's a decent start to the day, got offered a promotion

 

You becoming Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

 

Man I wish, but I could never bear the responsibility of the hat.

 

https://youtu.be/ts5af0aFcuw

 

Drunk people at an airport bar at 9am. Some people go hard on vacation right out of the gate

 

When I was travelling for work and all expenses were covered... Yeah I'm get $20 a beer airport drunk

 

Airports are weird places where time sort of loses all regular meaning. Day drunk at home - people think you're an alcoholic. Day drunk at the airport at 9am - just another vacation

 

I blew my budget on breakfast burrito and a cup of coffee

 

It do be like that when in the magic airport land.

 

Seriously. And then the register checkout screen has the audacity to ask me how much tip I want to leave....

 

Coming from Missouri this doesn’t feel all that weird.

 

it's not alcoholism if it pairs well with what you're having for breakfast

 

I watched six early-20s bros down pints of light beer in line to board a flight on Sunday.

Surprisingly, they were not the ones kicked off the plane.

 

I do like a 12% IPA with my 2oz breakfast burrito

 

This is the magic of mimosas and bloody marys

 

our last flight I thought I was finally going to end up on one of those flights that makes the news. A lady and her toddler + baby boarded and sat down, then they closed the doors. She freaked out because her husband got held up at gate security because they were checking the baby formula (been there, done that). She went apeshit on the flight attendants and they ended up delaying the flight so someone could go grab her kids' things from her husband while he boarded a later flight.

Once she started screaming at the attendants I was like aww fuck, here we go. Luckily it got somewhat resolved