1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I had the culver's cleanse last week. Pro tip: puke then poop, the opposite is quite unpleasant.

 

A guy I knew once recommended squatting in the shower in such situations.

 

Plus it's entertaining as fuck. Go to a ski resort mid snow storm to see all the city folk who think their 4wd escalade on street tires can navigate the unplowed parking lots. Last year in VT I sat on the deck drinking a beer and just watching the show.

 

He just waffle stomped the nuggies? Fucking psycho.

Oh yeah that would be great, the equivalent of pulling a lawn chair out at the boat ramp memorial day weekend.

 

Shit, that's just the entire Colorado front range and I70 corridor now lol

 

Doing both at once



aka food poisoning

 

A bud from KC just posted some snow pictures.

 

Make sure to reinforce the ceiling if you’re dealing with a Taco Bell event.

 

I bet, it’s proper snow covered here now. Wind was something else last night and we didn’t get much. But it’s coming down now. Gf is running a snowblower at work, which she is very happy about.

 

I think it was a primarily liquid event.

 

One time around 13y/o I was house sitting with a buddy and a door to door guy was selling tamales. We probably bought and ate 24 between us. I woke up at like 3 am soaked in sweat and crawled my way to the bathroom because I couldn't find the lights. It was excruciating and I was racing against the clock but I made it up the stairs from where the guest bedroom was and to the bathroom. The stoke was real, I had made it. I was in the clear. I Was letting it rip when I suddenly had to vomit too and the only thing in reach was an ornate brass trash can. Spent hours wishing for death and even got to watch the sun rise through the little port hole window. I Could never wash the acid etch or smell out of it. I think they ended up having to throw it away because their attempts failed too. Still feel bad about that one

 

Must have been some damn good tamales

 

Oh man, they were great. We bought a couple dozen and just kept going back to eat more between playing Nintendo games because they were the best tamales either of us had ever tasted. The freezer full of pizza and wings was entirely untouched that night because we had been blessed by God in a divine revelation

 

So it was a religious movement?

 

i was certainly praying over it

 

I wish I'd had been given trust in science and sought Pepto bismol instead of God

 

Hahaha

This reminds me of my little brothers story about the time they were in Vancouver and ate at an all you can chicken wings place, he and his friend had a couple hundred wings between them and supposedly nearly died on the toilet.

 

We have wire mesh trashcans in our bathrooms . . .

 

As I have gotten older I have learned that keeping Pepto in the house is important.