1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

"Oh you were part of the military? Oh Deadre come here, this commoner was just telling me about how he exchanged his service for money, isn't that droll?"

~Louis Vuitton Rep (probably)

 

Commoner is actually a compliment; I'd expect to have been called something like the Poors or worse

 

They still want the sale, they don't they call you that until after your credit card bounces.

 

Rich people cosmetic bag

 

No thanks. Not with surface mounted hinges.

 

Credit card?

Pfft I'm gonna co-sign for @Sperrunner as we'll just get a loan for it

 

Dude wtf, people actually have this sort of thought process?

 

I saw that lol

Was cleaning the shop and the truck a bit and noticed my front brake line was nearly split... Aaaand there goes $60 on stoptech braided stainless ones haha

 

You best get ahead of that!!
You still got some time.
The age and calories catch up quick - don't ask me how I know

First thing I did when I bought my E36 - new radiator/water pump!!

 

They're not toolcases in the way you're thinking. It's basically a valet box. You're putting Pateks and Piguets in it, not hammers and screwdrivers.
They did make a small, "traditional" toolbox in the late 1800s and 1900s, basically made for the chauffeur to have some tools handy to fix what he could.
Looked like this:

 

Now that's a nice place to store my collection of servants' digits. Everytime they act in the least bit entitled or even empowered, I remove a finger or toe. Have to keep the serving class in line you see.

 

@BartMaster1234

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwYCynEIsNC/

 

Yeah, they did that in 1980s. Interesting decision.

 

Well you've done more brake lines than I have so I'm sure it'll be super quick for ya

No tundra upgrade?

 

Nah, every truck I've felt with the tundra upgrade has an awful pedal and two of them stop worse than me with my stock brakes. I eat pads a bit faster than most but I stop great all the same.

 

No TW credit for you

 

Thats some rolls Royce or Maybach type add on

 

Surely you jest m'a Lorde

 

Overlanders think they're fancy with their stainless FrontRunner tables.
Meanwhile a Goyard fold out trunk table kit starts around $30K....used.