1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

ooof daymn dude! Dogs sleep with us, so evil claw thing sleeps elsewhere.

Plus I'm extra mad at evil claw thing -- after 10+ years of being not a shit cat -- he pissed in my run laundry while I was in AZ playing hockey. Lucky hims not 100% #deadcat

 

This for real has gotten the 4runner home before...

 

Might be trying to tell you there is a dietary issue or a UTI, it's not uncommon in older cats.

 

Hockey in AZ?? Poor cat probably heard that and thought you were hallucinating and their way of doing a wellness check was seeing if you noticed the piss laundry.

 

Nothing like a bit of piss laundry to ensnare the senses and sharpen the mind

 

How much do yall usually tip your landlords? I’m thinking maybe 25% this month as a token of appreciation for raising my rent $40 and giving me motivation to hustle that much more.

 

Usually stick with 20% personally, to help them with their oh so difficult lives of sitting on their fat asses while they rob half the country of every last piece of any remaining hope of living the American dream

 

Without them what motivation would we have to stop being poor?

 

Sounds like he gave you the tip

 

I had thought this initially too; his habits seem the same otherwise -- still eating, still beggin for hooman food, still his usual arsehole self...

It was sweeeeeeet - we got to play at three different rinks and just had a good time. The place we all stayed had multiple pools and were basically standing depth -- perfect. It was a great weekend.

My hockey gear smelled soooo much better. Seriously.

 

If I just work a little harder, maybe my boss can buy a 5th house so I can give him half my income instead!

 

Artificial grass going in a whole 2 days early

Freaking stoked, the kiddo can now get a swing set out back and shit

 

You should probably still suggest shitting inside in the potty -- artificial grass can get pretty stinky with pee and poo...

 

Not literally of course

Buuuuut I am getting the biodegradable infill poured so technically he can if he wanted

 

Cool; my friends had it and it always smelled like dog pee...

 

Yep we got a dedicated spot for Biscuit for that fortunately - got this specific infill for the "just in case"

I did read about artificial grass smelling bad if dogs constantly use it

 

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