1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

One time i had one get on my backyard and it bit the electric fence going around the koi pond and he fried him self. Another time one came and my dog fought it till we broke up the fight

 

Tried of taking care of him. Had him maybe 10 years.
Also rather have more space in my room

 

Carp is fucking disgusting. But asian people love it, no idea why

 

Lmaooooo on the fence jajahaha and they are ferocious too. I bought my old man a bad ass pellet rifle to pick off the raccoons always messing with his shit lol

 

I love fishing carp, they get so big and fight hard

 

Gotcha

 

Yeah we had post around the pond and ranbare wire around to a cattle fence box. The dumb fuck bit two of the bare wires together and killed him self.

And i got a pet gun too in Case i gotta kill more. And the ones around me are 30-40 pounds easy

 

Yeah its fun to fish, shitty to eat.
Thats why i use barbless so i can release

 

Yours for the taking, come get it

 

How to cook a carp:

Get a nice cedar plank the size of the fish.

Nail carp to plank.

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Baste carp with butter every five minutes

Cook for 25 minutes

Remove carp from plank

Throw carp in trash

Eat plank

 

Lol

 

My Gf family eats alot of carp. I tried it before. No mattr how they cook it, its nasty

 

Actually I have dibs on those parts.

 

Put an ad on CL - list as free.

Turtle, tank and supplies will be gone before the end of the day.

 

True. Still no idea how to post on CL though lol

 

I live closer

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AZwhZ7qiKk

 

Just don't do what my dad did

'dad...where's Nathan's turtle?'

' Your brother left him here when he moved out and I got tired of taking care of him...so I let him out into the backyard'

'Dad, you know that turtle was aquatic right'

'...oops'


It was summer and probably 100 degrees out, that turtle made it maybe 5 ft before it roasted lol. Poor dude