1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Aw geez, Scoob.

 

I was going through Streetview seeing if they uploaded me driving next to the Google car yet, it's not.

However - I did find when I was on Streetview about three years ago. You can guess which one I am.

https://www.google.com/maps/@37.602...pPNZZtdA!2e0!5s20160801T000000!7i13312!8i6656

 

Only Californians get excited when they see the government spies taking their pictures.

 

Of course, that means we get extra rations.

 

Oh Im sure Id be one of the first ones sent to be re-educated if it ever came to that.

 

My shiny new valve cover is sitting in the mailroom, but these nancies can't process it any faster.

 

haVe yOu hEaRd mY tEd TaLk?!?!11!?!

 

Still blows my mind that they can fit everything a computer needs/has and more into that little space. Crazy

 

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

 

Shameless plug.

https://youtu.be/l4qFiuaq3_0

 

I have a couple calculators that can boast that too, it's amazing that we even made it to space and back safely with how primitive the calculations we're on the NASA comps

 

Get some tall skinny’s

 

No crew cab here but I got 33s with 4.10s and a 4 banger and it's all good

 

You have to stop calling it that.

 

They're a vendor on here or his Facebook or website

 

Double Cab

 

Four Japanese

or Two Americans

 

Gimmie a blank check and a weeks worth of free time and Im sure I can come up with something.

 

It’s fine