1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

I had to have one too a few years back...I don't think you want to be awake for that @cruiserguy lol.

 

@Area51Runner knows but yeah I think that's it

 

I got a "soon to be Father" Father's Day card from my wife....I didn't even realize they made cards for that

 

Was a bit sarcastic.
As I'd be awake and paying the price for wanting to keep an eye on doc, even though he likely hates doing it as much as I'd hate getting one

 

Hallmark knows how to cash out on their own holidays

 

yeah I remember being told to count down and around 7 or 6 I couldn't remember what the hell came next, next thing I know I was awake in the post op room

 

Long Arm of the Law

 

I remember we talked a bit about that earlier in this thread. Yeah the night before you have to drink a gallon of this nasty fkin laxative liquid that completely cleans you out by the next morning...stuff tasted like saltless, bitter chicken broth. Was so bad. At least that's what they prescribed me for the night before. And you can't eat anything for something like 12 hrs before the procedure.

 

The freaking play on words jokes using 'Uranus' kill me!

 

Dude Generac makes good stuff

 

Did you know you can fit 65 Earths inside of Uranus

 

Lolol

 

yeah that's the magnesium stuff that you can buy in stores or at the pharmacy, has that weird carbonation like soda and is super tangy with a horrible aftertaste lol.

All this talk is making my stomach feel weird just thinking about it

 

What does star trek spaceship(I forget name) and toilet paper have in common?
They're both around uranus looking for klingons

 

I wish their engines weren’t so damn loud.

I like Generac, it’s just all their stuff is Chinese.

 

Is that the stuff they say is more effective than melatonin in helping you fall asleep??? If so, I'm buying it today. And supposedly it's non habit forming, meaning you don't build a resistance to it... Anyone know or have experience with it? Magnesium Citrate, is it?

 

Wait...you need it to help you fall asleep or to help with constipation? Because magnesium citrate will make you shit your brains out lol

 

Oh it is now? I guess I've only used their generator and it was old and was made in USA...

 

Nvm wrong thing Lmfao

 

I debated at first being like "yeah, that's the stuff that helps you sleep for 8 hours straight" but then was like....nah @cruiserguy has never done me wrong, that would be cruel haha