1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Toyota Tacoma, cost me $6,000.
Extra cost of buying at night: $7,000
Get a side job: $50
Total: $12,950
Getting a phone call from my ex mother in laws boyfriend saying he's now her ex boyfriend and needs help moving out of "the crazy bitches house":
PRICELESS

 

What's up bro(lift)?

 

Worked all night, finally fixed that Tacoma lean. I gotta avoid underpasses now though...

 

Why are you awake?

 

I'd slap him with a third degree felony and life in prison BUT because I'm a caring and compassionate individual I'd allow possibility of parole after 20 years IF he shows true remorse, but only if the remorse is real

 

No fuggin way, you were the go to guy for your ex's new guy? Did you guys know each other before? Just kinda curious, but I'll shut up if it's too personal stuff

 

1st one, my daughters mom said no (thank God).
2nd one, my son 's mom said yes (Noooo).
3rd one, this one, said yes. We didn't have kids together. She's in a tough spot. Her husband, me, went from a workaholic partyoholic money making machine and now I get $1,200 a month. She feels betrayed, cheated, ripped off, and she can't get over it yet. It's been stewing in her for 7 years and a fairly big problem for at least 3 years. But I'm getting sick of her shitty negative nancy husband can't do anything right attitude. I've never lied or cheated on her. I'm giving it one last hoora. Yesterday I got her flowers, See's candy, wrote a poem, and recited the poem to her in front of her coworkers right smack in the middle of the office. That's how I roll, all in or all out. This wishy washy crap she's doing has got to stop. I'm going to keep rolling like that for a month and see if anything changes for the better. Wish me luck, whichever way that means to you. Lol

 

Somehow they say it always works out.... Wtf that means, I have no idea. Good luck with everything, my man

 

No. I didn't like the way I worded it but I couldn't figure it out.
My ex mother in law is a total CUN_. The ex mother in law has a boyfriend. The boyfriend called me and asked me to help him move out of my ex mother in laws house because they broke up tonight.

 

Just buy ground coffee and use the reusable kcup thing

 

I had a 1969 Dodge Dart GTS 340 with a automatic. I used to drive that car and purposely slam it into reverse while moving forward and it just smoked the crap out of the tires 30, 40 mph no problem. I also used to purposely drive up a specific embankment at high speed and pull a General Lee/Dukes of Hazard jump. One tough fuckin car, really stupid young man. I installed my first car stereo into that car, the stereo install caught fire, I lost control trying to put the fire out, and did an accidental General Lee and it landed square on its nose and I totaled it. Had a bottle of Whiskey in the trunk, Whiskey fuckin everywhere. I was going to the girlfriend's house, it was her bday. Her dad was the Chief of Police. I hitched a ride to her house and her dad answered the door and I'm drenched in Whiskey, plus there's a little trail of blood coming out of my forehead from smacking the steering wheel. STRONG steering wheel. Good times for sure, NOT. Afterwards I was a pro car stereo installer for 33 years. LMAO!

 

High score on Tetris lol

 

Oh I see, yeah I can understand that.

 

Lolol

 

No place I'd rather be rn (before the wannabe cops and rangers play hero, yes I have two pole license lol)

 

Reporting to the fun police cause I'm not there

 

I'm more disappointed that there is a Rockstar instead of a tall boy or some sort of hoppy beverage. Also the poles just strewn across the rocks

 

Pretty sure

Edit: just looked it up, you called it. I forgot it changed a few years back to reg license allows 2 poles. Before that I just bought the add on 2nd pole license every year for like 10 bucks or something. I really don't remember, but 2 poles is allowed standard license right now