1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Ive got several friends who work at Disney down in Florida. What Ive learned about the characters is...interesting to say the least.

For example, to be a princess you have to be a certain height (like within an inch or two of 5'4" or something) Certain hair color, no dyes, no piercings, and you are fired on the spot if you break character in public. Super hard job apparently.

Oh and theres a secret underground tunnel system under all the parks that allows the characters to take breaks and get from one place to the next.

 

How you know bout Goofey Ass? Been there done that?

 

Yeah I've known a couple people that have done that at Disney over the years. You couldn't pay me enough money to do that lol.

 

Got the tshirt too

 

So I guess if Cinderella had a really huge burrito the night before and it began to talk back while shes on the job, somehow she'd have to play it off in character lol.

 

Im horrible with a camera. Ill just be yelling world star and run around with my iphone out

 

At least film while holding the phone sideways

 

And the guy who's job it is to work a camera is getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of men dressed up as mice, what is this world the live in

 

Its gunna be to blurry to tell anyways i dont think it matters

 

So you'd tap Goofey for free?

 

Hey im not the one whos got beef with micky mouse

 

Hell no. But minnie mouse on the other hand

 

For free? No, he'd have to at least buy me a drink first

 

You'd fk a hound dog on the first date for 1 drink?

 

Damn your cheap. Id want a steak dinner first

 

A hole is a hole at 3am

 

You want my rusty rope hooks

 

yes, that would be great, i can get them coated TRD red or maybe some other nifty color to dress the truck up some

 

Well when you put it that way


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