2016 NASCAR thread

What are you...? 3?

 

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Glad Jimmie won. Where does Samantha Busch go now to constantly be on camera?

 

Can't wait to see what Bowyer does next year, it's his first real chance in some quality equipment. Anticipating he returns to a top 10-12 driver and pulls out a win on a road course.

 

Oh yeah. He's going to be a contender. Best equipment of his career, and he's rebounding from a seething year of driving junk. He is itching to prove himself again. I bet he wins 3-5 and is in the fray at Homestead. (Full disclosure: not a Bowyer fan)

 

The best equipment doesn't always equate to being competitive. I'm a fan of his, but I don't see him winning. Maybe a couple top 10s.

 

don't be so sensitive.

 

Ty Dillon replacing Casey Mears in the #13 Geico car in 2017. Rookie of the Year battle will be Erik Jones vs. Ty Dillon.

 

Curious to see how the "other grandkid" does. Kinda hoping he gets run over.

 

Don't be so retarded...

 

It's official: Monster Energy will be the title sponsor. They are dropping "cup". Likely it will just be the Nascar Monster Energy series from here out.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/caffei...4cGh1BGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzYw--

 

Good on Coke for putting up the $. I bet they held out and got a deal. I bet we'll never know just how good a deal it is. I wonder what fan engagement will be now and how it will impact track concessions and sponsorship. No Pepsi products or competing brands at tracks or on race cars. No more rentable Sprint fan-gear. Monster Girls handing out free samples?

 

http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/nascars-top-series-now-sponsored-by-the-official-drink-1789583586

"We still don’t know the exact name Monster Energy will give to the top-level ??? Cup series. They may even opt to replace “Cup” in the series name with “Battledome,” for all we know. We’re assuming that the person responsible is probably tweaking in the corner after binge-drinking several Monsters in a row.
Personally, I’m quite fond of “Monster Cup,” as it sounds like an appropriately large device to withhold and protect the chrome bumper testes displayed on many fans’ Monster-themed lifted trucks.
Either way, I welcome NASCAR’s new broverlords. Please stay for the hella sweet tire shreddin’ so awesome they’ll rip your face off and punch you in the whaaaarglgglgkfldf donuts at the end of the race. I just shotgunned five cans of the stuff and I feel fine, personally.

Why is my face tingling? I think I can see time. Hello? Hello?"

 

It's the MONSTER MASH....

 

You had me at Monster Girls!

 

Dodge wants back in NASCAR:

http://www.news-journalonline.com/sports/20161204/chrysler-eyes-return-to-nascar-racing

 

(this is fake. I made it up)

 

Then why is logano a little bitch when he gets dumped.... Remember Keneseth....