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3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by DesertTaco4x4, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:47 PM
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    DesertTaco4x4

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    This is the best of the best so far that made it to the Haiku Wall of Fame:

    ON STOCK SUSPENSION...
    WHAT WILL FIT WITHOUT RUBBING?
    ASKING FOR A FRIEND @Comb

    Naked twister? YES!
    It is not gay if I say
    Bro, no homo, tho @redaccount36

    I see my Taco
    And I jizz in my pants ya
    Please mods dont ban me @2016_dbag

    All well spoken words
    We hope the beacon rises
    It's still a turd Gen @Pittrider

    We like to crack wise
    But sometimes life kicks our ass
    Best thoughts to you all @melikeymy beer

    Kobie is my name
    Blazing trails with my Blue Pearl
    Color me with mud @Nylaia

    2 years left to pay
    My owner still keeps me stock
    Mods are too spendy @Nylaia

    Prairie Hawk drinks beer
    With the fish he fornicates
    He may troll, nevermore @98tacoma27

    Dbag is his name
    Put some respek on that shit
    Dbag ban, unlike @NINK

    Trade Ridge for Taco?
    Please tell me what to do bro
    Remove head from ass @melikeymy beer

    d_bag dun got banned
    Mods have mercy on his soul
    he was a good boy @sadmrhappy

    It's my Friday night
    Got my beer and my TW
    Life is wonderful @CaptAmerica

    My truck has no balls
    DesertTaco has them all
    Epic root beer floats @daddy_o

    I like to drink beer
    Because it makes me feel queer
    but not the gay way @2016_dbag

    Posers who can't write
    Haikus to save their fucking lives
    Don't deserve Third Gens @CaptAmerica

    Ban Immunity
    A beautiful dream for sure
    I awake to tears @sadmrhappy

    I have a 3rd gen
    Has no problems like the rest
    It's not Smittys truck @Aussiek2000

    Oh mother fucker
    Forgot to lock the tailgate
    My trunk monkey's gone @CaptAmerica

    Power sliding glass
    You can kiss my fat white ass
    It will break soon too @Aussiek2000

    Smitty is here now
    Let the good times roll T-dubs
    Hopes this helps, cheers dicks! @oldschoolczar

    Lust your new tires Bro
    Will they fit a stock OffRoad
    I'll start a new thread @Gus Gorilla

    How can I forget
    The most famous troll thread ever
    Dipstick idiot @CaptAmerica

    Lousy Honda fuck
    Ridgeline ain't no truck truck truck
    Fuck you Honda fuck @Username:

    I don't understand
    The thurd gen owners at all
    I am so confused @DustStorm4x4

    Alerts are growing
    @ChadsPride has just logged in
    And is liking posts @CaptAmerica

    You wish you had a
    Gargantuan brodozer
    But your wang too big @oldschoolczar

    Chadspride is now here
    Ass sprung up high in the air
    Like like like free lift @Qjake

    Two thousand sixteen
    Yes What a d bag he is
    Smitty ninety nine @WBF610

    Tacoma World Dot Com
    Third Generation Forum
    Inferno For Life @sadmrhappy

    When watching TV
    And the Olympics are on
    Don't try to do math @CaptAmerica

    failed poetry class
    not sure how hiakus work
    turtle sandwich @Rambeaux

    First scratch oh my
    Cluster acrylic not so clear
    LCA holes the size of my eye @transworldmoto

    Three point nine oh gear
    Four point three oh in the rear
    What gears in what year @WBF610

    We would be remiss
    Without mentioning the need
    To Plasti-dip grilles @CaptAmerica

    Double cab long bed
    For the mother fucking win!
    What? No manual! @CaptAmerica

    Look at all these fucks
    Talking and drinking the booze
    I have the munchies @DustStorm4x4

    Drunken Haiku Thread
    This is what its come to now
    Repent the end is near @sadmrhappy

    Volleyball is on
    These lady athletes have skills
    I have a boner @CaptAmerica

    Again with the Haiku's
    Old Tacomas Never Die
    They just rust away @sadmrhappy

    This is expensive
    Looking at everyone's mods
    Want to spend money @CaptAmerica

    Last night I drank lots
    Now I sip my coffee and
    Wish I was still drunk @2016_dbag

    I love my taco
    But my wallet hates me so
    Put me in post 1 @EatSleepTacos

    I love my Taco
    It does all the things I need
    I have no pants on @2016_dbag

    Tacoma is Love
    TRD Sport 4x4
    Tacoma is Life @sadmrhappy

    Great Austin does have
    to feed all the hungry souls well
    breakfast, lunch, fish taco @Prairie Hawk

    Navigation sucks
    Developed by idiots?
    Who makes this stuff?
    Why make it half-assed? @Alpha2

    Yo grill is ugly
    Yo truck is lame
    Why you butt butt butt hurt? @melikeymy beer

    Why put car motor?
    In an offroad pickup truck,
    Says BlueT everyday. @nevadabugle

    Haiku fame
    Could be the greatest achievement
    Of my miserable drunken existence @melikeymy beer

    So much bitching on here.
    Why not drink a beer and chill out?
    Tacoma World is still my favorite! @BlazingTaco

    Melikeymy beer is just an old fart
    Trying to fit in with the clever young guys
    Whoops I think I pooped myself @melikeymy beer

    I like shitshows guys
    Think I'll stick around longer
    For the @ChadsPride likes @bohpoli

    More Syllable Prose
    Tacoma and beer tonight
    Sounds like a good time @sadmrhappy

    Slowly the sun sets
    A frosty beer awaits me
    Now brothers we drink @sadmrhappy

    Everything hurts
    But still I keep on fighting
    Go fuck yourself, pain @CaptAmerica

    Fuck these car payments
    But I do still love my truck
    Everybody knows @EatSleepTacos

    Hey EatSleepTacos
    Stop jerking yourself off now
    Just drink and move on @DustStorm4x4

    Tacoma people
    Do not tear up a road
    Like Jeep people @monkeyface

    I'm pushing sixty
    But the most important thing
    My plumbing still works @melikeymy beer

    Dust storm 4 by 4
    Your avatar makes me hard
    Lasted 5 seconds @EatSleepTacos

    Rain hit the hilltop
    cool air blows through the window
    Fuck sour cherry stout @Prairie Hawk

    Chandeluer beer is good
    Now I need another one
    Come now number three @bohpoli

    My Bewitching Brew
    Refreshing drink of the Gods
    Relaxes my soul @sadmrhappy

    I dont know shit for shinola
    I get in my Tacoma
    fuck all you posers @bobrown14

    Why is this here
    This thread is really retarded
    Fuck this gay shit @specter208

    There once was a taco from Maine,
    That was lifted as tall as a train.
    When it needed to pass
    And you stomped on the gas
    It would fly just like it was a plane. @CaptAmerica

    Wall of fame is large.
    Need to be more selective.
    Except for my posts @EatSleepTacos

    TacomaWorld is not a competition
    It's more akin to an affliction.
    The options you'll stare
    To your truck will compare
    Then start making mods just to feed the addiction. @CaptAmerica

    Sonoran Chocolate Stout, ensue happiness.
    Fuck landscaping in this dry heat bullshit.
    I bid all of thee happiness. @BlazingTaco

    I once read a limerick from Texas..
    was sick as a shit faced melon
    Volleyball hardon @bobrown14

    Misfits will drink beer
    And make up nonsense haikus
    And passout in drool @melikeymy beer

    Weekend drinking thread
    TacomaWorld's best, but with
    A haiku problem @CaptAmerica

    @Prairie Hawk admitted
    He has a thing for fishes
    Legal in Texas? @melikeymy beer

    What can I say, but
    I'm a pescatarian
    by nature it's true @Prairie Hawk

    it is late at night
    Barbecue grill is started
    Pulled pork tomorrow @bohpoli

    Meat is on the grill
    What about the Olympics?
    Oh yeah, pole vault ass! @bohpoli

    Olympics are done
    No more pole vaulting beauties
    What will I do now? @melikeymy beer

    Don't Vodka, Vodka
    tub, sleep,
    Must drunk. @BlueTacoBrofessor

    Took a shit so big
    A Brazilian judge ordered
    Its passport be seized @CaptAmerica

    There once was a thread
    Would you pick ford or taco
    It went to shit quick @bohpoli

    Thanks for sharing
    your pukey Vodka stories
    I drink beer @bobrown14

    On each Friday night
    We get drunk as freaking skunks
    And smell like one too @melikeymy beer

    Drinking whiskey now
    Used to drinking beer at night
    This shit burns my throat @bohpoli

    Man the fuck up bro
    Whiskey will finally grow
    Hair where you want it @CaptAmerica

    OP lets lots slip
    Especially when he's drunk
    just give it a try @sadmrhappy

    Start when you're sober
    Then move along the drinking
    Haikus aren't hard @bohpoli

    What is new this week
    Let us take a little peek
    Shit threads everywhere @daddy_o

    Vote for your best one
    Desert taco will tally
    All votes will count @bohpoli

    I tried but failed
    It's not my fault for trying
    But shit happens,ya @Pittrider

    Old man likes his truck
    The haters dont give a fuck
    Whats wrong with these dicks? @melikeymy beer

    My haiku's are lame
    And the 3rd gen is to blame
    Turd gen is it's name @NINK

    Not so lame like mine
    But fuck it can be so hard
    Keep drinking more shit @Pittrider

    I'll keep drinking beers
    To wash down my 3rd gen tears
    It has pussy gears @NINK

    Just drank lots of beer
    At the wedding of the year
    Lots of women here @NINK

    Enjoy the beer Nink
    And the wedding of the year
    Watch out for the Ho's @Pittrider

    The wedding is done
    Off to the hotel for fun
    But first a beer run @NINK

    Frickin Stonewall rocks
    Don't hate on my two wheel drive
    Suck my five lug's nuts @Fenwick1993

    Poor grammar betrays
    You think you are eloquent
    It's our time to waste @sadmrhappy

    1st Gen give me chub
    2nd Gen a hard on man!
    3rd Gen Impotent @Taco Addiction

    In the Haiku drunk
    No Bully can Bully
    How soon it must Haiku. @BlueTacoBrofessor

    I missed big shit show
    Too busy drinking cold beer
    Sorry not sorry? @NINK

    Pumpkin beer is here
    Why am I shitting my pants?
    Oh yeah, pumpkin beer @oldschoolczar

    Peace be with the banned
    For there are drunkards with us
    We will drink to that. @HutchJ

    We will miss your wit
    Until your ban is over
    Until then we'll drink @melikeymy beer

    It sucks for sure though
    We're going to miss you bro
    Come back real soon, k? @bohpoli

    Beer and football game
    Ready for the grill tonight
    Ready to get blitzed @melikeymy beer

    Trucks and motorbikes
    Beer and single malt whiskey
    Pretty ladies too @TyFX

    I've no fucks to give
    Party hearty rock and roll
    Shenanigans rule @TyFX

    My Work Sucks Big Balls
    This Place Is A Fucking Joke
    Time For A New Job @OffsetPlayer2

    I had a budget
    Can't remember what it was
    New parts FTW @Dalanderser

    Told guy to pound sand
    mods gave me a few days off
    so we went fishing @smitty99 - for his 3 day ban

    that dbag returns
    a sudden diff leak appears
    coincidence? I think not @sadmrhappy

    We lost our friend d
    He will be missed like the rest
    Put up your beers, guys. @HutchJ

    Be strong, small truck friends
    Prepare for the humor wars
    He would have wanted @stun gun

    Rubbing heard at night
    I'm dreaming of thirty fives
    Awake, my wife smiles @Stocklocker


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  2. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:50 PM
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    DustStorm4x4

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  3. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:51 PM
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    And you can ask about tire sizes in this thread
     
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  5. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:54 PM
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    Feel free to talk about your 5100 setup too
     
  6. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:54 PM
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    Let's get this thread started....

    - Rear disc brakes
    - Power seats
    - 4.31 gear ratio
    - 3,000hp
    - 16,000 ft/lb torques
    - Deezul
    - Transmission dipstick
    - V12 engine
    - 60mpg
    - Trunk monkey
     
  7. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:55 PM
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    Does anyone have this noise/vibration?
     
  8. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:56 PM
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    @smitty99
     
  9. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:57 PM
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    Trunk Monkey scares me
     
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    By the way, IT'S FRIDAY!! Cheers TacomWorld!!! :cheers:
     
  11. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:57 PM
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    He can't see my posts. He "ignored" me. :gasp:
     
  12. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:58 PM
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    Happy Friday...who wants ice cream?
     
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    Is it beer flavored?
     
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    I think my CPS went out. My truck is only getting 37mpg
     
  15. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:59 PM
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    Dick.
     
  16. Aug 12, 2016 at 4:59 PM
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    Beer and trunk monkey flavored
     
  17. Aug 12, 2016 at 5:01 PM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Stickers and lots of wax
    Raindrops flying up
    My windshild like warp speed stars
    Got Rain-X for life
     
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  18. Aug 12, 2016 at 5:02 PM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    A haiku to save their life
    Don't deserve Third Gens

    Edit: fixed. Thanks @DustStorm4x4!
     
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  19. Aug 12, 2016 at 5:03 PM
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    DesertTaco4x4

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    Lynchmob activate
    Trunk monkey ice cream shit cake
    Love the methy smell
     
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    At least somebody listened to the "stay on topic"
     

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