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3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by TeecoTaco, Aug 12, 2016.

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A Haiku

  1. Do your balls hang low?

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  2. Do they wobble to and fro?

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  3. Do your balls hang low?

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  1. Aug 2, 2017 at 8:13 PM
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    So the damage to my truck amounted to $2800. I looked at the guy with a set of crossed eyes. Apparently they have to paint the entire panel, can't just match a couple of scratches. Crazy considering you can hardly notice the damage, other than a broken lens and minor scratches and a couple of minor dents. Custom bedside decals will be replaced, after a lot of back and forth conversation and disagreement. What a pain in the ass. One week in the repair shop!

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  2. Aug 3, 2017 at 12:45 PM
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    Yikes :eek:. Life's little hassles.
     
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  3. Aug 3, 2017 at 12:52 PM
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    Ya, it's not a biggie and life is too short to bitch about everything. But $2800 and a week??? Lucky my diff doesn't need a gasket, it could be a month!
     
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  4. Aug 5, 2017 at 5:39 PM
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  5. Aug 5, 2017 at 5:40 PM
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  6. Aug 5, 2017 at 6:43 PM
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    Damn, those were good times! Don't get me wrong though, @DesertTaco4x4 keeps the memory and Bro hood alive!
     
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  7. Aug 5, 2017 at 6:48 PM
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    Remember @oneshort, those posts were the best. Good times! And then turning up as @twoshort, classic!
     
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  8. Aug 5, 2017 at 7:20 PM
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    Once a funny guy
    Tried to lighten the bullshit
    Which part did it hurt?
     
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  9. Aug 5, 2017 at 7:27 PM
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    Innocent douche bag
    Created too much havoc
    Not my opinion
     
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  10. Aug 11, 2017 at 8:35 AM
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    Not flexing, but inspired by @DesertTaco4x4 new build thread I headed for my garage this morning and went to work :rolleyes:. Before and after. Drinking photos later. Not noon here yet :thumbsup:.

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  11. Aug 11, 2017 at 6:40 PM
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    Removed my stickers
    The turd now shifts like butter
    Mileage improved too
     
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  12. Aug 11, 2017 at 6:54 PM
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    I remember when @oneshort made a thread complaining that his dipstick was stuck...lol classic
     
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  13. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:22 PM
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    Lmao, I'm sorry bro, but the juxtaposition of the before/after couple with the shot of the wax bottle...your wheel wells are still grimy!

    Step up
     
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  14. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:27 PM
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    :rofl::rofl:I knew one of you guys would call me out on that. I could only work up enough energy to wax the area where I used the bug and tar remover to get that sticker glue off. That shit took a lot of elbow grease :benchpress:
     
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  15. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:30 PM
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    It was still muddy from my fishing trip last Wednesday

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  16. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:44 PM
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    Diabolical
    Onomatopoeia
    Juxtaposition

    Thesaurus, bourbon style haiku

     
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  17. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:46 PM
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    Last of the Jameson caskmate. Yum.
     
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  18. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:47 PM
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    Got my truck home from the body shop today, still has a couple decals to be added Monday, but glad to be out of the wifey's Mazda 3. My manhood has suffered! $3600 damage, whaat? Anyway, drink of vodka has softened the damage.
     
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  19. Aug 11, 2017 at 7:50 PM
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    That's Deep bro. Had to Google that shit.
     
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