3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Just so you know, I envy you with your adventures, and I mean that! God speed @Cuffs !!

 

Ya, we're there. Market is too crazy to keep up. 22% increase in one year here, it's insane!

 

Fellow ruffians and town drunks, I apologize for my absence. I have been in the butthole of the world for work the past 2 weeks and without access to all the wonders tacomaworld and pornhub provide.

Have I missed anything good?

I do, however, have a bit of advice for the younger (those of you not yet 40). I went to the VA today for my quarterly PTSD screening and ended up having to get a prostate exam. How the fuck it got to that point, I don't know. Anyway, be aware that when you reach 40, you will be fingered by the government's version of Shrek randomly and without advance notice.

 

Don't mix those up.

 

Smart man right here!! ^^^^^ A Pool is the equivalent of a boat in your back yard.

 

That's the guy.

 

Already had 2 vasectomies from the VA. First one resulted in the birth of my now 6 year old and the second one seems to be holding up just fine.

 

I wouldn't trade her for the world, however, 12 more years of child support payments makes me want to punch that doctor in the throat.

 

Yes, I've had 19 years of this. But I must admit, I love her to death!

 

Tomorrow is her 20th, I'll admit, I am so proud of her! She has set some records and won some championships that are impressives, including best in Canada!

 

She competes on USA team, thank you, she has always done her best to represent the US. We are so proud of her time on the LA team, that has a lot of respect nationally. But I hope that next year she wins for us,. That would be awesome! So many years of training and effort she put into this. ​

 

So I offered to outright TRADE TRUCKS today with a new friend I met. Keep in mind, I LOVE MY TRUCK!! But an opportunity presented itself...


















He said no.

 

What if he got both our trucks?

 

And I thought San Antonio was known for its Salsa...phhht, what do I know?

 

Piedras Negras de Noche, 1312 S. Laredo. Order...pretty much anything.

You're welcome.

 

Soooo...

I was on my way to the airport this afternoon to go to work and I stopped at a sub shop to get a sammich. I had to park around the side of the building so I backed in to a spot next to a wooded area. When I got out of the truck I saw what looked like a cowboy boot laying next to some bushes. I walked over to check it out and found a dead body. Called the cops and they were there fairly quickly and proceeded to treat me like a mother fucking suspect. After a couple of hours of explaining why I was there they decided that I was likely a NOT murderer but asked me to give them all my info should they need to contact me.

 

Glad you fixed that "NOT"!

 

Yeah, saw that after I posted.

 

Happy Fucking Friday everyone!