3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

Truth.

 

Smitty99
2016dbag too
What's become of you

 

One banned for his hate
Another for his antics
Tacomaworld life

 

He seemed fine when he came back. Where was this tirade?

 

I saw it, and knew where it would ultimately land, but can't remember which thread.

 

Haiku done, weekend drinking is fulfilling the thread. Maybe too much drinking, makes up for flexing. Don't judge. I'll flex something tomorrow.

 

Words to live by!

 

In...Amen.

 

So I am not the best representation of myself at 0330.

My neighbor's functionally retarded boxer (that's a dog, not Floyd Mayweather) has finally learned how to go OUT of his doggy door. The thing is, he hasn't learned how to get back IN. And in case you were wondering, yes, the flap swings both ways. This idiot canine starts barking at 0330 to be let back in...while standing right next to his flappy door. Neighbor doesn't hear him barking. Neighbor doesn't hear their phone ringing. Neighbor doesn't hear me ringing their door bell and knocking like the 5-0 busting up an underage keg party. I even tried knocking on the window to set off the ADT alarm. Nothing. They're either in a coma or they're deaf. In the meantime, the rest of the neighborhood is wide awake. I finally managed to wake them up with a 100K lumen flashlight shining into their bedroom window. Note to self - that's a good trick.

At about 0400 someone finally let the barking shitnado back into the house, so I finally got back to sleep...until 0440 when the moronic furbag did it all over again.

I'll be having some carefully crafted words this afternoon, because if this dog does it again tonight I will actually put my HOA president hat on and go full asshole.

Nobody likes me when I go full asshole. I hate going full asshole, but there will be sanctions if that fucking dog does it again.

So, don't wake me up at 0330, because I'm not the best representation of myself when you do.

 

Sounds like the dog went full retard. Never go full retard.

 

What is it with parents and pet owners? Why can’t yhey hear their kids screaming or dogs barking?

 

I used to be able to sleep through Judgment Day. Then I had kids, in which the whispered word "daddy" from the other side of the house will wake me from a dead sleep.

I have no idea what's going on next door, but based on our allergy season I'm guessing Nyquil may be involved.

 

I can’t arhue with the NyQuil defense... I just got slammed with allergy sinus shit a few days ago. Took some ‘good stuff’ and went to bed. The next morning, looked out ‘honey look, it rained.’ Husband ‘uh yea, you didn’t hear that storm? And the window was open?’

Nope. Not a drop.

 

NyQuil, or some other bottled form of medicine. Bought over the counter.

 

Fall is in the air
Cool to kayak in the clouds
Just wish I caught fish

 

thank you i needed to laugh

 

A bad day fishing
Beats the living shit out of
A good day at work